I Think We Have A Situation… It’s A Boy!

The vodka prenatal vitamin guzzling queen of the Jersey Shore has sold her “big Snooki interview” (as they not-so-subtly stamped on their cover) to In Touch where she revealed the sex of her baby with Jionni LaValle.

Now, depending on dominant genes, this baby could end up looking like either Mark Consuelos (he’s half-Italian half-Latino just like their baby will be), or James Gandolfini, just because.

Their baby could grow up to be so many things… a firefighter like Snooki’s dad, a wrestler like Jionni’s relatives or a reality television star, like mom.

“Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!” Snooki told the magazine. “I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls, it’s still my baby, no matter what.” The couple is deciding on two names – Lorenzo or Jionni Jr.  Continue reading “I Think We Have A Situation… It’s A Boy!”

Snooki Is Pregnant And Engaged FOR SURE

The Chilean volcano is pregnant with a little Snookerita! Us Weekly has confirmed the story in their latest issue.

Twenty four year-old Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is around four months pregnant and engaged to the baby daddy, boyfriend of one and a half years, Jionni LaValle.

“I have different priorities now,” Snooki tells the mag,“I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.”

She found out right after New Years and admits to being concerned because she was pounding a giant wheelbarrow full of booze at the time. Her first thought:

“Shit, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.”  Continue reading “Snooki Is Pregnant And Engaged FOR SURE”