Gaga Talks Dieting, Blames Dad’s Italian Cooking

So it turns out that nutritionist who estimated that Lady Gaga had gained 30 pounds wasn’t far off after all, either that or she just heard it so many times she decided to agree but subtract five pounds because no one’s allowed to be that right.

“I’m dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds,” Gaga told Z100’s Elvis Duran. “And you know I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because it’s a quite vigorous show, so I tend to bulk up, get muscular, and I really don’t like that. So I’m trying to find a new balance.”

A balance between Superfood and meatballs that is. The culprit behind the weight gain is her dad’s restaurant, Joanne Trattoria, in Manhattan.  Continue reading “Gaga Talks Dieting, Blames Dad’s Italian Cooking”

Lady Gaga Is Rooting For The Giants, Parent’s Restaurant Sucks

Mrs. Ra Ra, who has been seen at Giants games watering the stands with champagne and Tweeting things like “Giants fan but wow. #Tebow that’s what the fuck a champion looks like” had her photo taken by the glorious Terry Richardson for the millionth time.

Richardson wrote the caption “Lady Gaga holding a football… Go Giants!”

News for Gaga includes this obvious nonsense, that she’s from New York and not voting for the Pats but also that her dad’s restaurant, ‘Joanne Trattoria,’ opened.

Menu items include Papa Joe’s Chicken and Grandma Ronnie’s Meatballs. “Grandma Ronnie” is, by the way, my favorite name ever. I’m going to call one of my nerdy Avernum: Escape From The Pit characters that.  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Is Rooting For The Giants, Parent’s Restaurant Sucks”