Joe Jonas Denies Having Fifty Shades of Sex Tape Whoopee With Swiss Girlfriend, Blanda Eggbeater

Blanda Eggenschwiler Joe JonasPut away your whackin’ hands. Joe Jonas does not have a sex tape. Or so he says..

This week, wondrous rumors that the A.J. McLean of Jonas Bros filmed a drug-fueled, bondage-themed sex tape with his girlfriend, Swiss model Blanda Eggenschwiler, in Argentina surfaced. The video reportedly featured Jonas – the Anastasia to Blanda’s Christian Grey – being paddled in a Buenos Aries hotel. (Everybody’s favorite part was when he became confused about how sex toys work and yelled  “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!”)

Sadly, Joe denied getting his ass punished by ol’ bland eggs in a statement. “There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false,” his rep told TMZ.  Continue reading “Joe Jonas Denies Having Fifty Shades of Sex Tape Whoopee With Swiss Girlfriend, Blanda Eggbeater”

Jonas Brothers Reality Coming Soon To E!

I’m sure that news of a Jonas Brothers reality show peaks your interests to the max. I’m not interested in giving my five readers a heart attack, so proceed with caution.

Headlines read “Move Over Kardashians” after word of a Jonas show on the E! Network hit the web. Sources call the Disney princesses prince’s show a “family” effort that is set in New York.

Nick Jonas (the one with diabetes) will probably be followed around as he performs on Broadway in How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. 

Kevin (the elder one who ironically looks the most like a baby with sideburns) will likely be filmed with his wife, Danielle Deleasa.  Continue reading “Jonas Brothers Reality Coming Soon To E!”

Taylor Swift’s Exes Still Go To Her Concerts

Taylor Swift must be even more classy and magnetizing than we all thought, because both Taylor Lautner and Joe Jonas have been spotted at her concerts lately.

Joe was actually at two different Swifty concerts in L.A., once on August 28 (Sunday) after he showed his grizzly face at the VMAs and then again on September 1.

She also gave a shout-out before her song “Back To December” to her ex Taylor Lautner, who was also in the audience with Joe Jonas, on Sunday the 28th!

She even gave Taylor Jacob Wolfpants Lautner a hug after the show! (below)

Guess who else was there? Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal’s ex. (Who Taylor ALSO dated)

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