Jeffrey Ross Dresses Like Joe Paterno, Makes Aurora Massacre Joke

Instead of dressing up as Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky at the Comedy Central roast of Roseanne Barr, he wore the glasses of Joe Paterno.

The veteran insult comedian who was recently named the host of a half-hour show called The Burn with Jeff Ross, has stepped it up. He wore nothing but a leather jacket and revealing black underwear to 2010’s David Hasselhoff roast.

On this year’s getup, he cleverly told the Hollywood Reporter“If they’re offended by what they see, they can do what Joe Paterno did – look the other way.” 

Continue reading “Jeffrey Ross Dresses Like Joe Paterno, Makes Aurora Massacre Joke”

JoPa Bagged And Dragged Away In Chains

The husks of men otherwise known as the victims of Jerry Sandusky can breathe at least one sigh of relief.

That 900-pound bronze statue in front of Beaver Stadium of the now-deceased and formerly loved Joe Paterno has been taken down by forklift and moved to a “secure” storage location.

After his death on January 22, coach Paterno was honored by Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett, who said “His place in our state’s history is secure…”

But not that secure. I think I’m with Louis Freeh on this one, who used the words “total disregard” when referring to JoPa and other higher-ups at the college.  Continue reading “JoPa Bagged And Dragged Away In Chains”

Penn State Tries To Cleanse Image, Starts With Locker Rooms

Penn State doesn’t want to be known as “Pedo State” and will do anything to make people remember them for something besides Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky. Their first step is renovating the football shower and locker rooms which are haunted by the screams of soapy children.

Good job guys, but it’s 14 years too late, as TMZ pointed out. You’re doing this for you, not for the parents or the children whose lives are already ruined. On a disgrace level, the renovation ranks somewhere below hazing scandals and not reporting known sex offenders and above positive steroid tests. Continue reading “Penn State Tries To Cleanse Image, Starts With Locker Rooms”