Joey Lawrence Is The Latest Chippendales Employee

Nineties teen idol (Blossom) Joey Lawrence is going to be a stripper at Chippendales in Vegas. TMZ reports that he will “sing, dance … the ‘whole nine yards.'”

I don’t think I’m alone when I say that Joey Lawrence isn’t on my radar. Even as a big fan of shows that are no longer televised that I normally would not have seen due to my age.

Not that I’m young anymore, but I’m not “old” either. I’m more familiar with Scott Baio and Corey Feldman types. I’ve watched Charles In Charge, and you’d have to be pulseless to not have witnessed The Goonies or The Lost Boys.

Anyone excited to see (or imagine) him stripping? He’s does look like a waxwork stripper, and also a criminal facial composite sketch that magically came to life.