Popular Boy Band Gets High

Zayn Malik getting high If only cell phone cameras had been around in the late ’90s and early 2000s, I could have seen Britney Spears inspecting Justin Timberlake’s crunchy hair for lice after dropping ecstasyor Backstreet Boy AJ McLean taking shots and playing NBA Street with Hooters girls instead of rehearsing.

What I get instead is Louis Tomlinson of One Direction filming his band mate in a car in Peru with a joint in his hand and a motorcycle cop literally right outside the window and dear God I just don’t care about this kind of music anymore. 

Don’t blame the weed. One Direction are definitely terrible role models, but only because they don’t play any instruments and have no discernible talent. If you combined all five of them into one man, that man might be moderately attractive.  Continue reading “Popular Boy Band Gets High”

Justin Bieber ‘Trying To Be Better’ After Joint-Smoking Photos

Justin Bieber alleged drugJustin Bieber partied it up in a Newport Beach hotel sans Selena January 2, talking about fast food while holding a joint disguised as a cigarette.

TMZ has photos and details about the guest list – which included a random female “friend” who slept over, and rapper Lil’ Twist (who we now know was driving Bieber’s Ferrari when paparazzo Chris Guerra was struck by oncoming traffic).

Justin took to Twitter hours after the images went viral, writing “Everyday growing and learning. trying to be better. u get knocked down, u get up,” which is very similar to every other message the Biebs delivers when he’s involved in a scandal. Continue reading “Justin Bieber ‘Trying To Be Better’ After Joint-Smoking Photos”

Break The Law, With Snoop Dogg’s New Book!

No word if Snoop Dogg’s new “smokeable” songbook will be available to anyone besides VIPs and Coachella goers, but I sure hope it appears on Amazon soon.

You can literally light a match on the spine and the rest is made out of hemp.

It’s perfect for those times, when you’re really craving…an aromatherapy candle, or a cigarette! The pages are printed on rolling paper, so it’d be great for cigs. I’m sure that’s what it was intended for.

Snoop is using the lyric book, which he calls Rolling Words, as a means to promote his TOBACCO related business, Snoop Dogg’s Kingsize Slim Rolling Papers.

Hey, remember that time he was arrested for having Marlboros on his tour bus, and at the airport? That was a cataclysmic pity. Continue reading “Break The Law, With Snoop Dogg’s New Book!”