Trailer: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Now that the networks have saddened you by cancelling your favorite shows, they’re drying your tears with previews for new ones! One of the most buzzed-about is ABC’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…

The show centers around the secretive law-enforcement agency from the Marvel universe. You know, the people who assembled Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye?
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Click for cast details, a boring photo, and links to other trailers…

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-29-12]

Avengers director Joss Whedon gives tips on running from Zombies after Romney is elected. (Kotaku)

Michael Phelps tried to crowd surf in an inflatable raft, fell on his ass. (Deadspin)

Palin kryptonite Levi Johnston married to Sunny Oglesby, mother of Breeze Beretta. (TMZ)

Hurricane Sandy gives Mayor Bloomberg an actual boner. (Jezebel)

Knox, Vivienne and Shiloh look miserable on shopping trip with broodmother Jolie. (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber gets owl tattoo, tells Oprah he isn’t ashamed of Selena Gomez. (Daily Mail)

Ellen makes Jerry O’Connell strip in the name of cancer research. (ohmyGAHH!)

Zooey Deschanel belts out the National Anthem at game three of the World Series. (Evil Beet)

Did Lionsgate Use Their Hunger Games Money To Pay Off ‘The Cabin In The Woods’ Critics?

The plot of The Cabin In The Woods isn’t something I can talk much about. I can say that the ending insulted my intelligence, that the acting was bad and the special effects worse. Oh, and it’s not scary. Still want to see it?

I can’t warn you enough that it isn’t worth the price of a movie ticket or even a plastic bouncy ball from the Dollar Tree.

You’ll know from watching the trailer that there are five typical horror characters here – the jock, the whore, the fool, the scholar and the virgin.

This group of college-age people travel up to a cabin, belonging to the cousin of jock Chris Hemsworth aka Thor, that is being heavily monitored by an unseen group, Hunger Games-style. It’s part Evil Dead, part Truman Show, part Thirteen Ghosts.  Continue reading “Did Lionsgate Use Their Hunger Games Money To Pay Off ‘The Cabin In The Woods’ Critics?”