Today the supposed cast of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars was leaked to the public. I don’t watch the show, because the dancing isn’t quite bad enough (or good enough) to hold my attention.
I’d rather just see a bunch of youths doing backflips on America’s Best Dance Crew, because if I watch Dancing With The Stars I will be reminded of age, and nationwide embarrassment.
Light drumroll… the season 13 cast consists of:
Nancy Grace (Ohh I forgot to put HER on my witches slideshow!)
Ricki Lake (You was hot when? Ricki Lake. ((Nicki Minaj lyrics))
Ron Artest (Nickname “Metta World Peace”)
Chaz Bono (Cher’s son, neck-beard included)
David Arquette (Screaming like Rocky, “Courtneyyy!!” Instead of “Adriann!”)
Kristin Cavalleri (Her handbag is HUGE)
Rob Kardashian (Wishes he wasn’t a Kardashian so he could fuck his sisters)
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