Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-9-13]

ID_D02_00985_R.JPGFirst look at J-Law as Katniss Everdeen and Sam Claflin as Finnick Odair. (Clever Tv)

Will Lance Armstrong pass Oprah‘s drug test? Find out on Jan. 17. (Huffington Post)

Emma Watson mistaken for unaccompanied minor at JFK airport. (NY Daily News)

After ten years, David Bowie is back with a new single, new album coming. (Rolling Stone)

Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown will always be friends. Suck it Rihanna. (Celebuzz)

That’s My Boy and Twilight, Battleship, Madea lead Razzie nominations. (Hollywood Reporter)

Robert Griffin III’s knee requires “total reconstruction.” Thanks a lot, Shanahan. (Deadspin)

The Best/Worst Halloween Costumes Of 2012

I love Halloween for the candy corn, roasted pumpkin seeds, and horror movies even though lately I’ve come to expect only disappointing Paranormal Activity and Saw sequels.

October is national Bullying Awareness Month, so I urge you to not throw rubber insulin needles at the 4,000 people who will incur diabetes on this day, mostly because one of them could be me.

I’m not wondering what I should dress up as this year, because I’ve been interested in avoiding attention-drawing activities ever since I was a wallflower egg hiding from aggressive fist-pumping sperm in my mother’s fallopian tubes.

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