What ‘The Hound’ Looks Like Without a Beard…

The slightly uneventful but still wonderful first episode of the fourth season of Game of Thrones aired last night and the unexpected star and winner of the internet for the week was none other than the king of one-liners, burn victim Sandor “The Hound” Clegane, who is currently on a mission to deliver Arya Stark to her dead mother’s crazy sister for a hefty sum.

The Hound spawned a bunch of memes after he closed the episode by spewing amazingly humorous dialogue about eating chicken right before beating up a roomful of thugs and getting Arya’s sword back (gifted by Jon Snow, nicknamed “Needle,” “Stick them with the pointy end” etc.).  Continue reading “What ‘The Hound’ Looks Like Without a Beard…”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-16-12]

Kentucky Fried Chicken potato chips only available in Japan. (Kotaku)

Official X Factor hosts that we already knew were official – Mario and Khloe. (TMZ)

Amanda Bynes pleads not guilty to driving with a suspended license. (E! Online)

A chef beat up Real Housewife Adrienne Maloof. (Radar)

Ethel Kennedy says Taylor Swift is “kind,“sensational” and good at sailing. (Evil Beet)

Seahawks CB Richard Sherman taunts Tom Brady. (Huffington Post)

Obamney agree to not ask each other questions or look at each other’s vaginas. (Gawker)

Rapper Slim Thug wants to put a baby in it instead of a ring on it. (ohmyGAHH!)