Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-13-13]

Harry Styles Four Nipples Kiss youHarry Styles doesn’t have one nipple, two nipples, or three nipples. He has four. (E! Online)

A millisecond of “What Makes You Beautiful,” by Emma Stone. (Just Jared)

Jackie Chan says America is the worst, most corrupt country (and China is the best). (ONTD!)

Marriage in the books for Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis. (Evil Beet)

Lady Gaga the only person who takes adolescents “seriously?” (Huffington Post)

Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin never did anything sexy with Justin Bieber. (Celebuzz)

Jason Trawick not allowed to talk about Britney Spears‘ crazy behavior, by contract. (TMZ)