LeBron James Has a Six Pack

LeBron James six pack LeBron James is having a great week. A few days after posting a picture of his 28-year-old abs murdering the weight room, Kobe Bryant murdered his 34-year-old Achilles’ heel along with his career.

Arch rival and five-time NBA championship winner Bryant wrote that he was “Lookin like Mrs Doubtfire with a jerri curl cap” right before entering surgery.

Mrs. Doubtfire in a shower cap or LeBron in the gym? Tough choice.

Kobe Bryant ‘Traumatized’ by Dog Poop as a Child

Kobe Bryant dog poopIn January, Kobe Bryant told ESPN that his biggest pet peeve has and always will be dog poop, ever since his father, former Philadelphia 76ers father Joe “Jellybean” Bryant, moved Kobe and his mother to Europe so he could play for the Italian A1 League.

In that same interview, Bryant said he hadn’t been intimated by anything since he was beat up in karate class at age six. But that’s a lie…

Kobe, owner of four dogs, is still absolutely terrified of and intimidated by canine fecal matter.

During Jim Rome‘s Ten Questions segment on Showtime, Bryant re-told the story that makes him sound like the biggest priss in the NBA.  Continue reading “Kobe Bryant ‘Traumatized’ by Dog Poop as a Child”

Normally Intolerable Kobe Bryant Speaks Out Against Intolerance

Kobe Bryant Magic Johnson sonWant to know the one good thing about whiney, self-serving egomaniac Kobe Bryant besides his basketball skills…? He doesn’t completely hate the gays. 

In spite of using the word “faggot” on multiple occasions while arguing with referees, Kobe has come out in support of Magic Johnson’s gay son, or rather, Magic Johnson’s support for his gay son.

TMZ broke the story … Magic and Cookie are 100% behind their son, EJ, who is openly gay. Kobe tells us … “Of course Magic is supportive of and loves his son. Why should anyone be surprised?”

Kobe says, “What I can’t tolerate is a lack of tolerance.”  Continue reading “Normally Intolerable Kobe Bryant Speaks Out Against Intolerance”

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant Announce Their Reconciliation, Because… Why Not?

Vanessa Bryant InstagramPeople have long suspected that something fishy was going on with Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant, who filed for divorce in 2011 citing irreconcilable adultery (I mean “differences”).

After spending time kissing at Staples Center and eating steak together, the couple have officially announced the end of their divorce proceedings and the beginning of, nothing important.

“We are pleased to announce that we have reconciled,” Vanessa posted in Instagram text-to-photo format. “Our divorce action will be dismissed. We are looking forward to our future together.”

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Vanessa Bryant Wishes Her Husband Wasn’t So Damn Lazy

One-time backup dancer and full-time mom Vanessa Bryant tells New York Magazine that her husband, NBA champion Kobe Bryant, isn’t working hard enough to warrant being away from home so frequently.

“I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships. If you’re sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year.”

Yes, Vanessa, anything you can do to get him to retire will do nothing but benefit the few non-Lakers fans (me) in existence.

Alas, she comes off sounding like a bitter hag with too much time on her hands who wants her husband to put the yellow shorts and rubber pigskin down so he can sit at home with his two daughters, using his five championship rings as tiaras for their Barbie dolls. Continue reading “Vanessa Bryant Wishes Her Husband Wasn’t So Damn Lazy”

Michelle Obama Hugged The Entire U.S. Olympic Basketball Team And The Williams Sisters

The cutest thing you’ll ever see besides kittens on YouTube has to be pictures of Michelle Obama hugging the men’s basketball team at the 2012 Olympics. If we’re judging Michelle’s favoritism based on how big she smiled for each player – LeBron James wins.

She looked the least happy to be embracing the Knicks’ Tyson Chandler but the boredom left her face when Kobe and LeBron approached her on Sunday after beating France in the preliminaries.

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Check Out These Wise Tweets From Kobe’s Alleged Mistress

Jessica Burciaga may be denying her role in Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant’s divorce, but it doesn’t make her any less interesting to the media.

The 29-year old former Playboy model and rumored girlfriend of Floyd Mayweather told TMZ “Not I” after being confronted about the scandal and later flooded Twitter with related posts and other hilarious yet random ones.

Oh, and good job NOT having a prenup, Kobe. If I didn’t hate you so much I’d feel bad that you’re going to lose half your fortune.

Yada yada yada. The poor lamb is sooo hurt by all this attention. That’s why she feels the need to keep talking about it. On a random note, J-Burc kinda looks like J-Lo at times. Or all the time.

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