Fake Crazy Girl Fake Burns Herself To Kreayshawn’s ‘Gucci Gucci’

Brittany Furlan vineI do take enjoyment out of stories about animal rescue and people doing good neighborly deeds lending each other sugar or eggs or whatever (lay off the cake, fatty), but they’re just not the type of stories I love the most. My favorite thing of the week was a video of a really ridiculous looking woman singing rap into her curling iron and then burning herself until I found out that it wasn’t real.

I mean, she’s not stupid and she didn’t burn herself and she’s probably not even a Kreayshawn fan! Her name is Brittany Furlan, a comedian who says she’s “addicted to making characters.”

BETRAYAL. I wouldn’t have told you so you could watch it in your little fantasy world like I did believing it was the most hilarious thing I’d see that day BUT NO, the world is cruel. Vine just ruined stupidity for me the same way Facebook is using Candy Crush to ruin online gaming.

Video: Kreayshawn – “Go Hard (La La La)”

OH MY GOD, I haven’t felt this happy and vapid since the very first time I heard Ke$ha! I’m scraping the bottom of my Mexican slippers and replacing Icona Pop’s “I Love It” and all the other bubblegum pleasures for “Go Hard.”

Kreayshawn is taking herself about as seriously as Pauly Shore and I can’t get enough of it. Do you see this video?? It’s almost as influenced by everything as the Scott Pilgrim movie.  Continue reading “Video: Kreayshawn – “Go Hard (La La La)””

Best New Artist VMA Nominee Kreayshawn, Naked

The eccentric skater/rapper girl who sings “Gucci Gucci” and is a little reminiscent of M.I.A. mixed with Northern State and Ke$ha has naked pictures!

They were leaked onto the internet very recently.

I must say, she has more piercings than a kabob.

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