L.A. Shoppers Deprived of Plastic Bags, Riot Silently

Almost as sad as Mean Girls now being 10 years old (take some time to process that), a few random laws are effective immediately with the coming of the New Year. Laws such as the recreational use of sticky icky in Colorado (not so sad), and the ban of plastic bags in Los Angeles.

Like every wasteful, gluttony-rooted American, I don’t appreciate being forced to respect the environment.

This country relies on grease, plastic and fossil fuel like France relies on cigarettes, wine-soaked armpit hair and cheese, and on this night and every other I will light a candle for the great loss my Southern Californian friends have suffered. Rest in peace, ye olde plastic bag, with your fragile body so prone to tears.

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30 Seconds To Mars Recruit Lindsay Lohan, Kanye and More for ‘City of Angels’


Jared Leto and Thirty Seconds To Mars continue their streak of lengthy, cheesy, over-the-top videos with “City of Angels,” which begins with testaments to the beauty and destruction of L.A. by celebrities.

Cameos include Kanye West, Olivia Wilde, Corey Feldman, Selena Gomez, Juliette Lewis, James Franco, Ashley Olsen, Lily Collins, Alan Cumming, Lindsay Lohan, Shaun White, a porn star, two impersonators (Michael Jackson and Marilyn Monroe) and the late Christopher Reeve.  Continue reading “30 Seconds To Mars Recruit Lindsay Lohan, Kanye and More for ‘City of Angels’”

Los Angeles Police Say it’s Safe to Drink a Liquified Dead Body

Cecil Hotel corpseRemember that movie about the family that moves into the apartment building, and as soon as they go to brush their teeth all these ghosts fly out of the faucet? And the ghosts are like “You should move.”

Then you learn that the dead body of a young girl was floating in the water tank the whole time? It was called Dark Water…

Well, police would like you to believe that drinking corpse water is completely safe.

Last week, workers at the Cecil Hotel in downtown Los Angeles discovered the body of a Canadian woman at the bottom of one of the building’s water tanks after guests complained to the front desk about poor water pressure. Continue reading “Los Angeles Police Say it’s Safe to Drink a Liquified Dead Body”

Rihanna’s New Shrub-Surrounded House in L.A. is Pretty Okay

Rihanna mansion 2012Rihanna, who recently posted an Instagram photo of a card that says “Being single sucks,” just bought a $12 million dollar mansion in the Pacific Palisades neighborhood in Los Angeles. If Cribs was still on (if it hasn’t been cancelled, replace “on” with “popular”), they’d show an overly enthusiastic Rihanna waving her arms around in and at the seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms, game room and refrigerator full of MTV-provided soda (that used to be Corona).

“Here’s another room that Chris Brown and I had disgusting sex in…” “There’s the live-in nurse and domestic violence therapist, Hilda.” Whatever.  Continue reading “Rihanna’s New Shrub-Surrounded House in L.A. is Pretty Okay”

Doc Brown Look-Alike Rides Around L.A. in Customized DeLorean

Paul Nigh DeLoreanSome guy named Paul Nigh spent $150,000 customizing his DeLorean to look like the one from Back to the Future and I would consider it an injustice to let him slip into the abyss of odd non-famous, movie-obsessed personalities in Los Angeles without a quick mention.

Yesterday, Paul drove around in his precious creation (the “most famous replica,” according to TMZ) around looking like Doc Brown in an appropriately eccentric outfit at the Shell Station in Woodland Hills.

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Emma Watson’s Borderline Nip Slip At ‘Perks Of Being A Wallflower’ Premiere

Emma Watson suffered a slight wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet for the L.A. premiere of the highly anticipated teen dramedy The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.

Her areola almost made an appearance as her thin skin-colored dress fell off her body. fortunately the classy British 22-year-old was wearing a nipple cover.

This is especially interesting because I was JUST reading the other day that Emma Watson is the “most dangerous celeb” to look up on search engines.

According to CNBC via reports from McAfee security, searches for the female protagonist of the Harry Potter series have a “12.6 percent chance of leading a user to a malicious website.” 

Translation: YOU WILL GET A VIRUS IF YOU LOOK FOR NAKED PHOTOS OF HERMIONE GRANGER. That includes the “Emma Watson nip slip” search that just led you to my site. Dun dun dun.

Janice Dickinson Evicted From L.A. home

What is that crazy talking plastic baseball bat Janice Dickinson up to lately? Why, getting evicted from her home of course! The supermodel and reality star (Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency was my favorite) reportedly owes $17,700 in back rent.

That’s three months of stiffed payments (at $5,900 a month) for her 3,000 square foot West LA home. Her landlords have filed a lawsuit, claiming that they gave her a three-day notice to pay or leave on May 7th and she ignored it.

Now they want her to cough up the money and get out. Does this not mirror Courtney Love’s eviction from her NY Townhome last year, but with less setting the drapes on fire, and she owed three times this amount.

If you look at it that way, Janice is responsible. A regular role model… to foster children and bugs.

Drew Barrymore Looks Like A Tiny Khloe Kardashian

Hear me out hear me out. I know Drew Barrymore normally looks nothing like Khloe Kardashian.

Some may even call me a blasphemous harlot for uttering their names in the same sentence.

Barrymore’s career mostly looks like a bowl of cherries, and she’s no reality star BUT she has been married twice and one of those marriages was to Tom Green.

Lamar Odom has got to be at least 20 million steps up from a guy who puts rats in his butt.

Anyway, Drew Barrymore is awesome and so is Khloe (don’t judge me) but in this picture of Drew wandering around L.A. I have to say she looks like a 5’4″ version of the outcast Armenian.  Continue reading “Drew Barrymore Looks Like A Tiny Khloe Kardashian”

On Duty L.A. Firefighters Participated In Porn, With Fire Trucks

NBC4 L.A. has confirmed that a handful of firefighters in Los Angeles are in hot water after possibly being involved in multiple porn films.

Firemen in both Venice and Hollywood are under scrutiny after several trucks that belonged to the department were spotted in adult films. The one in Venice Beach was identified as Engine 263 and in Hollywood, Engine 41. Both were used as backdrops for “actresses” performing sexual acts, in reality-style footage...

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