Rihanna is Late to Every Concert, Makes Up For it With Lap Dances

Rihanna asleep onstageRihanna’s Diamonds World Tour has been riddled with lateness, lip-syncing and general laziness reportedly due to extra-hard booze consumption stemming from the Chris Brown breakup.

On May 6, Rihanna was booed in Boston after she took the stage nearly two hours late.

Ms. BarbadoClownTastic didn’t show up on time for Wednesday and Thursday’s shows (June 5 and 6) in Antwerp, Beligum, and when she did finally take the stage [fans on Twitter said] she was bobbing around like a sleepwalker in a drugged-up haze, barely singing to the backing track. From Radar Online:

Music critic Sasha Van Der Speeten of the Standaard titled her review, “Rihanna in a Bad Place.”

“There was a wall of reinforced concrete between Rihanna and the public at Sportpaleis,” she wrote. “The pop icon played almost two hours on autopilot. … It had the effect of a Valium overdose.”

Accusing the singer of lip-synching, she wrote that she only occasionally sang over a backing track. “Just some words. Shameless, careless,” she claimed. “How f*cking lazy and complacent can you get?”

The only non half-assed part of the two-day event seemed to be a super raunchy lap dance bestowed upon a random audience member. In the dance, seen below, RiRi pounds a dudes balls with her crotch, puts his hand on her boob and disappears from the frame, presumably to finish the job.

Read: Rihanna On A Break? Singer May Take Time Off After ‘Diamonds’ Tour

Matt Damon Gets Revenge on Jimmy Kimmel

Matt Damon Jimmy kimmelAfter years of Jimmy Kimmel teasing his audience with the age-old “My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time” line, plus several cameos including one very memorable song, Matt finally, truly appeared on the show. Kimmel sat bound and gagged in the background as Damon acted as the host, Andy Garcia replaced security guard Guillermo and Sheryl Crow lead the band.

Damon pointed at Kimmel and then at himself saying,”Normally this program is hosted by that, tonight it’s being hosted by this,” and brought Jimmy’s real-life ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman on the program, who roasted him by saying this about their relationship and why she dated him:  Continue reading “Matt Damon Gets Revenge on Jimmy Kimmel”

Twist Pictures Of The Week, Part 2!

I’ve completed the second edition of “Pictures Of The Week,” click below to view the slideshow! Featuring Kim Kardashian’s heart-shaped psoriasis, Nicki Minaj AND Britney Spears lap dances AND topless Heidi Klum.

https://thetwistgossip.com/gallery/pictures-of-the-week-second-edition/

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