All of Sane Humanity Just Winced At Rihanna Sitting in Chris Brown’s Lap

Rihanna sitting in Chris Brown's lap Rihanna is very proud of recycled boyfriend Chris Brown, who I like less than Voldemort and that girl who killed Rue in The Hunger Games.

Rihanna posted the accompanying photo to her massively popular Instagram account with the caption “@fuckyopictures i dont wanna leave!!! Killed it tonight baby!!!”

At this point, there are still people wondering whether or not they’re officially dating, but hopefully LESS people, because who the hell gives front-facing lapdances to their friends?

The photo quote “Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence,” is BarbadoSwampThang’s Friday night response (also on Instagram) to the doubters, predated by wise words from Will Smith and Jesus.