Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-08-12]

Acer laptop commercial has Megan Fox saving lobsters and talking to dolphins. (Kotaku)

Nicolas Cage has TWELVE films scheduled for 2013. (Grouchy Muffin)

Brother of Modern Family star says abuse allegations against his mother are bogus. (Us Weekly)

Lamar Odom still thinks he’s a Laker, not a Clipper. (Yahoo!)

Representative Gabrielle Giffords’ shooter gets seven life sentences. (TMZ)

Rihanna’s butt is on display because she wants it to be. (Evil Beet)

Oh nevermind. Miley Cyrus is only having one wedding, not 47. (Celebuzz)

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new movie trailer for The Last Stand is here. (ohmyGAHH!)

Justin Bieber’s Laptop Was Never Stolen, Pwns Fans With “Beauty And A Beat” Video

Earlier this week when Justin Bieber said his laptop had been stolen at a show in Tacoma I believed it. You know why? Because I’ve been to Tacoma.

Turns out, the whole thing was a publicity stunt to release his new Just Dance commercial video “Beauty And A Beat” featuring Nicki Minaj.

A Twitter user calling themselves “gexwy” Tweeted Bieber telling him in a ransom style message that he would post something from the stolen laptop at noon on Friday.

Justin’s original message to gexwy was, “no matter what you have and what you post tomorrow i know my fans wont leave me. screw it.#toostrong”  Continue reading “Justin Bieber’s Laptop Was Never Stolen, Pwns Fans With “Beauty And A Beat” Video”

Another Fake Justin Bieber Nude Just Hit The Web

A scandalous penis photo thought momentarily to be of Justin Bieber because of his trademark but easily copied seagull tattoo hit the internet after Bieber’s laptop and camera were stolen at a show in Tacoma, WA.

Clearly there were a few factors involved in people getting tricked into thinking that it was real besides the obvious reason that certain individuals desperately want it to be.

The tattoo, the laptop thing and the fact that the dude in the picture is uncircumcised, which is internet gospel according to The Gallery of Intact Famous Men.  Continue reading “Another Fake Justin Bieber Nude Just Hit The Web”

The Pros And Cons Of Apple’s Retina Display Macbook Pro

The latest Apple technology has never been something you could expect to grab at a bargain price and the new retina display Macbook Pro, at $2,199 and up, is no exception.

It does LOOK better than anything on the market, with reduced glare and 2880 x 1800 resolution. That’s four times that of a standard display and more than twice as sharp as a high definition television.

Continue reading “The Pros And Cons Of Apple’s Retina Display Macbook Pro”