That’s Adrien Brody, Taking It On A Yacht

I’ve always thought of Adrien Brody as an actor version of Michael Jackson minus the Jesus Juice and the walking happy meals that visited him on Neverland Ranch. He’s really talented, but I don’t want to see him in any type of sexual situation.

Yet here he is, joking around in the shower on a yacht with his girlfriend Lara Lieto. They look like a fun couple, and he looks genuinely happy in the other pictures where his face is visible. I shouldn’t even be surprised that they take turns wearing the strap-on. Or maybe he just puts his nose in her?

Excuse me, I need to take a shower now too, to scrub this image from my eyes with industrial-grade soap infused with mandatory extra bleach.