V Magazine’s Nicole Kidman Looks Nothing Like Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman appears on V Magazine’s September travel issue promoting her new movie. A blonde, extra cougar-y Kidman tells V, “I don’t really make decisions, I go with the flow.”

Interesting quote, from the woman who pees on Zac Efron after he gets stung by a jellyfish in The Paperboy. She explains:

“For me, it said so much about Charlotte. One, she’s protecting him. Two, she’s tough as nails and no one else is going to pee on this guy. All of that made total sense to me.”

She also defends director Lars Von Trier’s famous nazi comments at Cannes. “I like Lars. I think he has made some terrible, terrible statements and mistakes, but I don’t think he really meant what he said. If he did, then I would not be friends with him. You know, he does strange stuff.”  Continue reading “V Magazine’s Nicole Kidman Looks Nothing Like Nicole Kidman”

Shia LaBeouf Might Have Non-Simulated Sex In ‘The Nymphomaniac’

Shia LaBeouf says that his new movie, The Nymphomaniac, about a woman who “discovers her hidden erotic desires” might contain real sex scenes. Real as in not-at-all-simulated full-on insertion.

“There’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we’re doing it for real,” the Transformers actor told MTV. “Everything that is illegal, we’ll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.”

The film is directed by self-proclaimed Nazi Lars von Trier. Remember? He was promoting Melancholia at Cannes last year and spouted this nonsense:

“I found out I was actually a Nazi. My family were German. And that also gave me some pleasure. What can I say? I understand Hitler…I sympathize with him a bit.”  Continue reading “Shia LaBeouf Might Have Non-Simulated Sex In ‘The Nymphomaniac’”