Justin Bieber Visits a Brothel, Stands Up Fans in Brazil

Justin Bieber in a sheetJustin Bieber can’t get no satisfaction since his seemingly permanent separation from Selena Gomez, who seems to have completely tainted his feelings for “real” women.

Since visiting a strip club late last month, failing miserably (in a white sheet) to exit from a brothel in Brazil incognito, Bieber was most recently hit in the face with a water bottle during a concert. The boy disliked the sudden feel of plastic on his perfectly moisturized face, and ran off without returning to finish his set.

This is a simple case of neglect by his mother. All the kid really needs a blanket for his shoulders and a teddy bear that sings “if you want it, here it is, come and get it” when you pull a string in its back.

Rihanna is Late to Every Concert, Makes Up For it With Lap Dances

Rihanna asleep onstageRihanna’s Diamonds World Tour has been riddled with lateness, lip-syncing and general laziness reportedly due to extra-hard booze consumption stemming from the Chris Brown breakup.

On May 6, Rihanna was booed in Boston after she took the stage nearly two hours late.

Ms. BarbadoClownTastic didn’t show up on time for Wednesday and Thursday’s shows (June 5 and 6) in Antwerp, Beligum, and when she did finally take the stage [fans on Twitter said] she was bobbing around like a sleepwalker in a drugged-up haze, barely singing to the backing track. From Radar Online:

Music critic Sasha Van Der Speeten of the Standaard titled her review, “Rihanna in a Bad Place.”

“There was a wall of reinforced concrete between Rihanna and the public at Sportpaleis,” she wrote. “The pop icon played almost two hours on autopilot. … It had the effect of a Valium overdose.”

Accusing the singer of lip-synching, she wrote that she only occasionally sang over a backing track. “Just some words. Shameless, careless,” she claimed. “How f*cking lazy and complacent can you get?”

The only non half-assed part of the two-day event seemed to be a super raunchy lap dance bestowed upon a random audience member. In the dance, seen below, RiRi pounds a dudes balls with her crotch, puts his hand on her boob and disappears from the frame, presumably to finish the job.

Read: Rihanna On A Break? Singer May Take Time Off After ‘Diamonds’ Tour

Nicole Scherzinger is ‘Too Old’ to Sit Around Waiting for Justin Bieber

Justin bieber gold glovesJustin Bieber is still having a week worthy of plus-sized tampons. First he had the “worst” 19th birthday ever, then he was criticized by fans who were forced to stay up past their bedtime when he came on stage 40 minutes late at a show in London, and now celebrities who weren’t even there are weighing in on his tardiness.

Lifelong One Direction fan Nicole Scherzinger, famous for throwing her cat at washed-up 90’s singers and judging The X-Factor in multiple countries, blasted the Biebs, who cited “technical difficulties” (though some think partying and diva behavior were to blame). Via Digital Spy:

I mean, if it were someone like Whitney Houston I’d be waiting. I’m getting too old to stay up late these days so I don’t have a lot of patience for that kind of thing.  Continue reading “Nicole Scherzinger is ‘Too Old’ to Sit Around Waiting for Justin Bieber”

Perez Hilton Says Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Over Four Hours Late’ To Work On ‘Glee’

Perez Hilton dropped by Howard Stern‘s radio show to talk about his off-Broadway play NEWSical The Musical where he brought up Lindsay Lohan, who he worked with in the season three “Nationals” episode of Glee.

Producers (and the actress who plays Coach Beiste) were so frustrated with Lohan’s beyond-casual approach to work that they refused to call her by her name, referring to her as “that girl” (as in “that girl is making us late again”).

Even after being specifically notified by director Eric Stoltz to memorize all her lines “off-book,” Lindsay still had to be repeatedly reminded. Hilton also said that an extra day of filming was added due to her behavior.

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