L.A. Shoppers Deprived of Plastic Bags, Riot Silently

Almost as sad as Mean Girls now being 10 years old (take some time to process that), a few random laws are effective immediately with the coming of the New Year. Laws such as the recreational use of sticky icky in Colorado (not so sad), and the ban of plastic bags in Los Angeles.

Like every wasteful, gluttony-rooted American, I don’t appreciate being forced to respect the environment.

This country relies on grease, plastic and fossil fuel like France relies on cigarettes, wine-soaked armpit hair and cheese, and on this night and every other I will light a candle for the great loss my Southern Californian friends have suffered. Rest in peace, ye olde plastic bag, with your fragile body so prone to tears.

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Measure B Makes Condoms Mandatory in Porn

A few days ago, Measure B also known as the “Safer Sex in the Adult Film Industry Act” passed, officially making it illegal for porn stars to not wear condoms in Cali.

The thing is NOBODY wants to see condoms in their whackin’ videos because people turn to porn for an escape and don’t want to think about STDs or see penises even partially covered.

Can you imagine if all the female “actresses” had to wear dental dams and /or female condoms? You could officially call The Valley the horror capital of America.

Porn star James Deen (The Canyons, with Lindsanity) and adult film PR guy Christopher Ruth both told the Huffington Post that the measure will force everyone to relocate, taking “thousands of jobs and tax revenue out of Los Angeles and California,” and they’ve got their eyes on Vegas.  Continue reading “Measure B Makes Condoms Mandatory in Porn”

NO Shark Fin SOUP FOR YOU, California

Shark fin soup, which can cost up to $100 a bowl, will no longer be available in the state of California because governor Jerry Brown has signed a bill banning its main ingredient.

Some residents are outraged, while others applaud the new law. The fins sell for more than $2,000 a pound and are sometimes used in meals to celebrate Chinese birthdays, parties and weddings…

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