Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Look Like Steamrolled Caca

new ninja turtles michael bay Paramount got their leopard thongs all bunched up and sandy over a promotional photo of the turtles from the new Ninja Turtles movie produced by Michael Bay, directed by Jonathan Liebesman and starring Megan Fox, Whoopi Goldberg and Will Arnett.

As you can see, they’ve “urbanized” the turtles, giving them human lips on top of their beaks, ultra-textured head and shoulders, and extra flowy bandanas. Raphael even has a gold chain, my n-word with an “a” at the end.

Maybe the studio wouldn’t be so livid if the precious turtles didn’t look really f*cking weird? Like, the kind of weirdness that is just too weird to describe.

With any luck this is just a scrapped look at the four mutants and not one of the concepts that made it in front of an actual recording device of any kind.

Unfortunate that they turned into scowling, improperly colored rapists. I was really hoping they’d end up looking something like this. (And this.)

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Trailer: Battlefield 4

Electronic Arts officially released the trailer for Battlefield 4, featuring a dubstep version of Jay-Z’s “Run This Town” (sung mainly by Rihanna), this week after it was leaked to YouTube.

Battlefield games are realistic, beautifully rendered and only a little less fun to play than Call of Duty.

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Spock Enjoying A Latte In ‘Star Trek 2’ Set Pics

Leaked set photos from J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek sequel that is set for 2013 have appeared to possibly spoil plot fragments and more! Not only are there speculations that the movie will be in 3D (note the word “MAX” on the camera)

The villain, played by Benedict Cumberbatch is shown in a fight with Spock (Zachary Quinto) who looks to be Vulcan death-gripping him, and later with Zoe Saldana in her super short Starfleet skirt.

This is significant to nerds because Cumberbatch (every time I hear that name I think of Hubert Cumberdale from Salad Fingers) is human in the movie. The round ears and lack of special makeup seem to indicate this.  Continue reading “Spock Enjoying A Latte In ‘Star Trek 2’ Set Pics”

Lindsay’s ‘Playboy’ Cover And Nude Pics Leaked (Not Safe For Work/Anywhere)

First, on Wednesday a grainy photo of the cover for Lindsay Lohan’s “tasteful” Playboy editorial was leaked a week before it hit newsstands. Now the entire inner spread has made its way onto the internet, and excuse the words “inner spread” since the magazine is mostly known for knocker shots.

That’s exactly what this is too, a (sorta) symmetrical ode to Marilyn Monroe. The pictures (below) actually do seem airbrushed, airbrushed to look like they’re from the 50’s. Lindsay was supposed to make a special appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, to reveal the cover, but it hardly seems worth it now that it’s old old news.

TMZ is reporting that Playboy executives are very upset by all of this, since the issue was/is expected to be the biggest seller of 2011.

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Adele’s List Of Tour Bus Requirements Leaked

A document containing Adele’s exact requirements for her tour bus and dressing room was obtained by The Smoking Gun, revealing several interesting choices such as a request for strictly European beer and wine (“North American beer is NOT acceptable”) and no citrus fruits, presumably because they’d irritate her throat.

Odd since it says that “fresh berries” are okay, which are pretty acidic. Also, no tomatoes, vinegar, or chili, again, for the throat issues, but cigarettes, orange juice and chocolate are fine? Tsk tsk.

She also specifically wants non-organic honey and an assortment of chewing gum, plus a chicken salad sandwich.

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak

Surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to suffer from a hacked cell phone nude photo leak. Last time it was Blake Lively and then Kreayshawn.

Two naked photos of the actress seeped on the internet today, but Scarjo and her reps are FURIOUS.

They contacted the FBI, who are looking into not only her breach but also other celebrity women like Demi Lovato, Ali Larter, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez who may have been hacked by the same group/person.

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