One of GQ’s Men of the Year is Hiding Something Under Their Leather Jacket…

Rihanna covers GQ magazine’s Men of the Year issue covered in nothing, unless you count that half of a bomber jacket draped over her shoulders.

It’s a December to remember, she’s officially GQ’s second female dude of the year, behind Lana del Rey!

Baby giraffe is sporting her now-gone pixie cut and the grandma-dedicated underboob tattoo she got back in September.

She’s sharing her title with Channing Tatum, Ben Affleck, Quentin Tarantino, Frank Ocean, Rick Ross, Usain bolt and “the guys who put us on Mars.” Rihanna’s navy tosses their sailor hats in the air, saluting with erections.

Great distraction for the Chris Brown assassins in waiting. Kansas City Shuffle, biotch.

Nicolas Cage, Almost Penetrated By A Fudgesicle

During a press tour to promote the film Trespass (co-starring Nicole Kidman) Nicolas Cage told the frightening but hilarious tale of a personal home invasion,

“I was living in Orange County in Los Angeles at the time, I was asleep with my wife, my two-year-old at the time was in another room. And I opened my eyes and there was a naked man in my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.”

Cage went on to say that he didn’t press charges because the man “wasn’t all there.” (Hmmm, clothes AND brain gone?) And how things could have been much worse for the man,

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