Silva Breaks Leg on Weidman in Historical UFC Bout

Silva broken leg UFC 168 just concluded with overconfident bastard Anderson Silva breaking his leg after an attempted kick on Chris Weidman in their much-anticipated rematch.

Miesha Tate also made history by taking Ronda Rousey to the third round.

Sad day for Taterade drinkers, she still lost to a vicious armbar after squirming out of several dangerous ground situations like Houdini, but with braids and a shovelface.

Back to Silva… During the second round, Silva raised his leg in an attempt to thwack Weidman, which seemed like nothing until he fell on the ground screaming and a replay showed his leg completely bending away from his ankle.

It is unlikely that Silva will ever fight again, as the recovery rate on this kind of injury is zilch point one.

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Kevin Ware Suffers Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Leg Injury [UPDATE]

Kevin Ware leg injury The Louisville Cardinals made it to the final four on Sunday at Lucas Oil Stadium, but before halftime and their 85-63 win over Duke, their guard, sophomore Kevin Ware was lifted onto a stretcher after breaking the bone in his right leg.

The injury, a result of landing wrong after jumping to block the ball, is being called the worst ever in basketball.

“The bone’s 6 inches out of his leg and all he’s yelling is, ‘Win the game, win the game,'” U of L coach Rick Pitino said. “I’ve not seen that in my life. … Pretty special young man.”  Continue reading “Kevin Ware Suffers Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Leg Injury [UPDATE]”

Paris Hilton Sees Photo Op in Boyfriend’s Misery

Paris Hilton boyfriend injurySay you and your significant other are skiing in Lake Tahoe and he or she falls and splits their lower leg open to the point where the bone is exposed and it looks like a pair of dentures wrapped in a tomato…

Do you rush to their side and never leave it, or do use the paramedics’ snowmobile as a prop in your twisted photo shoot while your mangled lover bleeds in the background?

Throw some custom-made Chanel goggles into the mix and you’ve got sociopath-socialite Paris Hilton in the previously mentioned scenario. To be fair, I think that is actually her “sad face.”  Continue reading “Paris Hilton Sees Photo Op in Boyfriend’s Misery”

Angelina’s Too Good For Her Own Leg

Angelina Jolie has no sense of humor. I’m saying this because I just now realized it. She’s smart, a good actress, considered the most beautiful woman in Hollywood and happily married to her exact male counterpart but she’s NOT FUNNY.

You know how I know? She completely shrugged off the jokes about her multiple leg-flashing incidents at the Oscars. She wasn’t necessarily a bitch about it, well kinda, but her comprehension level was weak. Jolie told the Huffington Post, “I honestly didn’t pay attention to it. You know what I mean? I don’t watch those TV shows and if I go online and see something about myself, I don’t click on it.” 

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Oscar Peep Show: J-Lo’s Nip And DEAR GOD ANGELINA, PUT YOUR LEG AWAY!

My vision isn’t all that good to begin with, making barely discernible things even harder to spot. Usually I’m the only one inappropriately yelling about nip slips (surrounded by family) during awards shows or televised concerts.

After Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony I realized it wasn’t just me who thought they saw J-Lo’s side areola while onstage with Cameron Diaz.

No matter how I peer at it through my old man magnifying glass I just can’t tell if there’s anything there or not. From far away there does seem to be a larger shadow on the right side?  Continue reading “Oscar Peep Show: J-Lo’s Nip And DEAR GOD ANGELINA, PUT YOUR LEG AWAY!”

Justin Bieber’s Jesus Leg

One of Justin Bieber’s legs totally supports and loves Jesus. The other is an atheist antichrist heretic. I only say that because he just got a new tattoo of thorny crowned Jesus on his left calf.

If you are wondering about other inked parts of Lesbieban, he has the word “Jesus” tatted on his side in Hebrew (his dad has a matching one) and on his lower abdomen, a seagull.

Why the seagull, you ask? Where does it fit with this theme? It’s from a book that according to him, his whole family reads. “It’s like a seagull that wanted to be more than a seagull.” The book? Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach, a harmless novella with severely religious undertones.

“You’ve got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great Gull.”

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