Trailer: The Bling Ring

A photo of Emma Watson in character for The Bling Ring surfaced nearly a year ago. In a new teaser for the movie about the infamous group of Cali teens who almost got away with ripping off celebs like Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson and Lindsay Lohan, Watson parties, drinks and makes provocative faces.

This is still worlds apart from, say, the bikini string-thing plot of Spring Breakers, where Disney stars like Vanessa Hudgens prance around naked for unproven director Harmony Korine.  Continue reading “Trailer: The Bling Ring”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-22-12]

Megan fox teeth This is 40Leslie Mann felt protective of Megan Fox and her boobs in This is 40. (Yahoo!/Deadspin)

Ashton Kutcher finally divorced Demi Moore after she failed to pull the trigger. (Celebuzz)

National Enquirer says Daniel Radcliffe fell hard off the wagon. (Evil Beet)

Simon Cowell coughed up $20,000 when Fifth Harmony lost The X Factor. (Inquisitr)

I think Tom Hardy as Mad Max is more, pale Roland from Borderlands. (ohmyGAHH!)

Christopher Lee (Saruman the White) has a Heavy Metal Christmas album. (Spin)

No one out-sings LeAnn Rimes, especially not sober 13-year-old Carly Rose Sonenclar. (TMZ)

Megan Fox Can Do Comedy?? DUH

Judd Apatow’s wife, and a female comedic actress in her own right, Leslie Mann was at the L.A. premiere for her movie The Change Up and started talking about Judd’s new project, the confirmed Knocked Up spinoff.

A spinoff which co-stars none other than my favorite quirky, mentally-unfit-to-raise-a-goldfish, hot ghost lady, Megan Fox. Here is the exact mumble-tastic quote from Leslie:

“Megan Fox is so funny yeah she’s hilarious, I, you know, you wouldn’t, I mean I dunno if other people, I dunno, I think she’s really funny.  You’ll be pleasantly surprised.”

Okay, I’M not surprised. I dunno if anyone else saw her on Saturday Night Live, Jennifer’s Body (everybody misunderstood that movie) or the indie comedy How To Lose Friends And Alienate People, but this is the only kind of “acting” Mrs. David Silver or as I like to call him Brian Austin G (emphasis on “G,” it’s an ironic gangster name) should be doing.

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