Joe Jackson Should Shoot The Person Who Issued Him A Concealed Weapon License

The only thing more frightening than Joe Jackson‘s face is Joe Jackson with a firearm.

Madman Joe was at a hotel casino combo last weekend in Las Vegas for the Black Music Awards when he told his friend“I carry a piece everywhere I go, I’m gonna show it to you. I’ve been threatened a lot of times and so I need to be safe.” 

Father of two talented children and seven failures (Jackie, Tito, La Toya, Jermaine, Marlon, Rebbie, and Randy) also said that he probably used that exact weapon to frighten Michael’s bodyguards during an undisclosed time before his death in 2009.  Continue reading “Joe Jackson Should Shoot The Person Who Issued Him A Concealed Weapon License”

Crazy Drunk NASCAR Driver Amanda Bynes Finally Lost Her License

When I say Amanda Bynes “lost” her license, it wasn’t like “oopsy, where did it go, is it under the couch cushion?” it’s more like, bitches who crash into a thousand cars (one belonging to a sheriff) get their licenses suspended.

The Los Angeles Times recently uncovered records from California’s DMV indicating that the troubled lunatic driver/What I Like About You star’s behind-the-wheel privileges have been indefinitely abolished.

She now faces possibly jail time for two  hit-and-run charges, DUI, and refusing a blood alcohol and/or breathalyzer test. Strange for someone who claims to “not drink.”

Looks like the authorities still managed to recognize her after her makeover/disguise (pictured) and pleas with Obama. Oh Mr. President, you wouldn’t arrest a patriotic hooker, would you???