Patrick Stewart’s Life is Now Complete

Patrick Stewart PizzaPatrick Stewart has succeeded in stage and film acting in both England and America, hosted Saturday Night Live when Hartman and Farley were cast members, was knighted by the Queen in 2010, and is about to be happily married to 35-year-old New York-based jazz singer Sunny Ozell BUT he’s never tasted pizza, until today.

“My first ever pizza “slice”. Please note: the authentic NY fold,” he wrote on Twitter.

Even with P-Stew’s impressive life record and badassery as a captain of the Starship Enterprise and mind-melding leader of non-evil mutants (not to mention his voice work on American Dad), I do not believe that his life was complete before tasting sweet, sweet triangular sauce and cheese on bread.
The Last Exorcism pizza gif
That creepy bitch from The Last Exorcism and Part II: We Thought It Was Over knows what’s up.

If You Sit, You Die – New Study Kills Bloggers

I am completely fucked and so are you if your job consists of sitting at the computer, Googling memes and picking your nose until it bleeds.

Not that I ever thought sitting down was great cardio, but a new study is suggesting that sitting for three hours a day or more can cut two years off your life.

Author Peter Katzmarzyk says that on average, “Americans report they sit between four and a half to five hour a day” and that research proves that physical activity is key.

I still don’t understand whether or not this means that I can still sit as long as I also exercise, but I assume the answer is no. What I hear when I read this is…  Continue reading “If You Sit, You Die – New Study Kills Bloggers”