Little Justin Bieber LOVED Using the N-Word

racist justin bieber video stillWe the blissfully ignorant public have recently learned that between at least the ages of 14 and 15, Justin Bieber had a VERY strong affinity for the n-word…

In two separate videos obtained by TMZ and The Sun, we see a young chuckling Biebs telling a black joke involving a chainsaw and singing the popular church hymn “One Less Lonely N*gger.”

Literally, if I could dip into Justin Bieber’s swear jar I COULD AFFORD TO HIRE AN ASSASSIN TO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER and still be richer than my friends.  Continue reading “Little Justin Bieber LOVED Using the N-Word”

Here Are Justin Bieber’s Muscles and Armpit Hairs, You’re Not Welcome

Justin Bieber posted this photo of him flexing on Instagram the other day. I don’t know if you’ve ever read or seen The Borrowers, but that’s what it reminds me of.

It’s about these super tiny people who go around stealing things from full-grown humans. They’d take thimbles, clothespins, spools of thread and food crumbs, kind of like how Justin stole these muscles from an amateur pinweight boxer.

Here’s a bonus picture of him with Young Money artist Lil’ Twist. Less armpit hair, same douchery.