Celeb-By-Celeb Breakdown of the 2013 Grammys

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The Grammys are boring, but you and I, we can pretend they’re not by focusing less on the gaudy “rock” and country music and more on the scandals, bad outfits and cleavage.

These are the most headline-worthy celebrities at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards

1. Jennifer Lopez

J-Lo joked onstage that she couldn’t give a cougarf*cking Casper Smart about CBS’s prude dress code memo, delivering a big f-you in the form of a giant, puffy genital-exposing gam.  Continue reading “Celeb-By-Celeb Breakdown of the 2013 Grammys”

Kanye Will Likely Overshadow LL Cool J’s Hosting Gig At The Grammys

LL Cool J is the definite host of the 2012 Grammy Awards which will undoubtedly be overshadowed by Kanye West who is nominated seven times, and you know what that means – he’s 100% going to win at least one award which means something else in itself…

He’ll storm the stage, make some crazy narcissistic comments, likely about how the artists on his new G.O.O.D label are better than all the other artists at the show, plus something about Blue Ivy Carter being a bigger star than Adele.

I know that if LL Cool J wanted to he could knock Kanye out just like his mama said, but he’s too much of a gentleman. Continue reading “Kanye Will Likely Overshadow LL Cool J’s Hosting Gig At The Grammys”

LL Cool J Teaches The Ladies Of ‘The Talk’ The ‘Tandem Turkey Twist’

LL Cool J visited The Talk to discuss the Grammys, his recently deceased friend Heavy D and to teach the ladies some completely impractical turkey-related exercises to get their chair-formed arses a lift of mama-said-knock-you-out proportions.

Sara Gilbert refused to hold a turkey because she’s a vegan (Pshh I was a vegetarian for six years and I never pretended meat didn’t exist for other people) ANYWAY she held a pumpkin instead while Mr. Cool J had them “work their cores” by handing off birds while standing back to back.

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