There’s parachuting, “Grand Theft Auto hell” for bad sports who blow up personal vehicles and a $500,000 stimulus package that no one needs because everyone’s making virtual millions using car-selling glitches.
I stumbled upon this photo today on Facebook and couldn’t resist posting because it completely summarizes my feelings on girl Halloween costumes.
Never have I ever wanted to retreat to my bedroom with a box of insulin needles and a two and a half bag of candy corn more.
Please, please, please stay classy this October, kill yourself.
Read: The Best/Worst Halloween Costumes of 2012 (thetwistgossip.com)
Nearly everyone’s commented on the Wrecking Ball video featuring Miley Cyrus naked in what looks like a construction site from an unfinished shareware game, everyone, that is, except Nicolas Cage.
The man’s been a witch and treasure hunter, a ghost, a detective, and now he’s Miley in this amazing GIF submitted to Imgur yesterday by user EarlSweatshirt. Continue reading “GIF: Nicolas Cage Wrecks Balls Better Than Miley”
Her daughter attempts to get her to talk about all the nice things she’s done with her life, but the woman just has dick on the brain because she’s f*cking 100-years-old and can pretty much say whatever she wants.
If I had an extra year of my life for every time this old lady talks about dick, I’d live to be 120…