Drew Barrymore Looks Like A Tiny Khloe Kardashian

Hear me out hear me out. I know Drew Barrymore normally looks nothing like Khloe Kardashian.

Some may even call me a blasphemous harlot for uttering their names in the same sentence.

Barrymore’s career mostly looks like a bowl of cherries, and she’s no reality star BUT she has been married twice and one of those marriages was to Tom Green.

Lamar Odom has got to be at least 20 million steps up from a guy who puts rats in his butt.

Anyway, Drew Barrymore is awesome and so is Khloe (don’t judge me) but in this picture of Drew wandering around L.A. I have to say she looks like a 5’4″ version of the outcast Armenian.  Continue reading “Drew Barrymore Looks Like A Tiny Khloe Kardashian”

Luna Lovegood As Britney Spears? Get On This, Hollywood!

It’s apparent by now to all of you that actors are called upon for a variety of roles daily, whether for TV or movies or depressing ad campaigns like Shannen Doherty’s Education Connection commercials.

Because of this, the news of a Harry Potter side-character actress wanting to play Britney Spears might roll off of you like raindrops on a waterproof coat.

I’m excited because I’m a huge Britney and HP fan (dork alert) so when Evanna Lynch, who played the lovably spacey Luna in J.K. Rowling’s big-screen adaptations told BANG Showbiz“People laugh when I say this but I would love to play Britney Spears in a movie,” I was thrilled.  Continue reading “Luna Lovegood As Britney Spears? Get On This, Hollywood!”

Lady Gaga And Lykke Li, Tell The Difference

Twenty five year-old Swedish musician Lykke Li (full name Timotej Svensson Zachrisson) does not like being compared to Lady Gaga.

“There’s nothing about her music that touches me. I’d rather duet with Leonard Cohen. I like older music.”

She doesn’t seem like a fan of pop music at all so you’d have to assume she also wouldn’t like being compared to Lady G in the looks department. At times the two could not be more different. Gaga with her sequins and vapid pretentiousness in “Marry The Night” and Lykke Li with her arty witch mist in “I Follow Rivers.”  Continue reading “Lady Gaga And Lykke Li, Tell The Difference”

More Proof That Lady Gaga Is Meadow Soprano

Oddly the first glimpse I ever saw of a humanoid Lady Gaga came in the form of her sister, Natali Germanotta, who made a cameo in the “Telephone” video.

Later I saw older pictures of Gaga at Lollapalooza in 2007 with dark hair plus her in high school wearing Abercrombie & Fitch and realized that her and her sister are basically twins.

Natali is the Stefani that didn’t jump in the time machine. They’re both Jamie-Lynn Sigler clones, but one is hiding under blonde dye and couture.

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Similarities, Bridget Fonda And Kristen Stewart?

Watching Bridget Fonda in the 1993 flop Point Of No Return may have made me laugh, cry and fall asleep but it also got me thinking. Is Kristen Stewart the new Bridget Fonda, and do they look alike?

Now, K-Stew isn’t known for romantic comedies (like Fonda’s It Could Happen To You) but she is edgy (Panic RoomWelcome To The Rileys) like Bridget in Jackie Brown and Kiss Of The Dragon.

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Annette Bening’s Look-alike, Mr. Mick Rock

Music photographer Mick Rock was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night to promote his book, Mick Rock Exposed: The Faces Of Rock ‘N’ Roll and his friendship with Pink Floyd’s Syd Barrett.

Anyway, none of that matters because I had the TV on mute. At first I thought it was Alan Rickman, then I realized no, it’s Annette Bening in a disguise!…

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