Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [2-9-13]

Justin Bieber Lorne Michaels“Thank u Lauren ur the man” – Justin Bieber, to SNL’s Lorne Michaels (Huffington Post)

Emma Watson heroically defends Kristen Stewart in Vanity Fair Italy. (Gossip Cop)

I really hope Kim and Kanye didn’t get “rained on” in Brazil. (Celebuzz/Gawker)

Grey Gardens available for rent. Ghost of Little Edie and racooons included. (CNBC)

That GoDaddy nerd is really making the rounds, in Jay Leno‘s mouth. (ohmyGAHH!)

Charlie Sheen begs for murdering ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner to call him. (TMZ)

Once Upon a Time actress Ginnifer Goodwin flosses twice a week, loves Listerine. (Evil Beet)

Rihanna And Eli Manning Biff SNL, Helga Handler Cleans Up The Mess

Lorne Michaels is not happy with Rihanna.

The singer missed her dress rehearsal due to an undisclosed illness that wasn’t serious enough to keep her from singing live or ‘eating an apple and walking around in between songs.’

I’m almost relieved to hear she was sick, while Rihanna may be known for off-an-on performances, she seemed to be channeling Britney Spears circa 2007 MTV Video Music Awards on Saturday.

Besides that, during “Talk That Talk” and “Where Have You Been” she repeatedly fanned and tapped the top of her vagina. It was kind of like a coconut ripeness test? Or a weave patting session?  Continue reading “Rihanna And Eli Manning Biff SNL, Helga Handler Cleans Up The Mess”

Lindsay Lohan’s Return To SNL

Lindsay and Miley news in two short days? I know what you’re thinking…it’s Christmas all over again!

Remember Lindsay Lohan‘s “growth” as Hermione or in the infamous infectious Debbie Downer laughter skit with Rachel Dratch, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler, Fred Armisen and Horatio Sanz?

Or there’s the fact that she hosted a total of three times and is returning to the show on March 3. You heard right. Jack White will be there to sing his new song “Love Interruption.” Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Return To SNL”