Michael Phelps Shoots Daggers At Ryan Lochte After Losing 400 IM

Aquatic nuclear devices flew out of Michael Phelps‘ eyes after he lost to his American teammate Ryan Lochte in the 400 meter individual medley earlier today…

It might be time for King Triton to put his flippers in the storage shed and give up the game.

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Serena Williams Makes History, Loses In First Round Of French Open

Serena Williams (did you know her middle name is “Jameka?”) has never lost in the first round of a major tournament, until now.

In the past she has won no less than 13 grand slams but was beaten on Tuesday by French player Virginie Razzano, ranked 99th worldwide.

The nice sister, Venus, did better, beating her Argentinian foe Paula Ormaechea (ranked No. 120) 6-3 in the final set. Not feeling sorry for someone with Serena’s attitude comes pretty naturally to me.

More naturally than yelling at line judges and making snide, disparaging comments about her opponents in post-game interviews comes to her.

Study Shows Fatherhood Lowers Testosterone

A study conducted by Northwestern University in Chicago, Illinois shows that testosterone levels lower in men who become fathers.

Researcher Lee Gettler says,

“Men are, to a certain degree, hardwired to take care of their kids…this is important because traditional models of human evolution have portrayed women as the gatherers that take care of the kids and stay behind.”

In the meantime, women’s estrogen levels skyrocket during pregnancy, but after the kid is born the man loses some testosterone and turns into a lady too? Hot.

The experiment was tested out on 465 different men for the Cebu Longitude Health and Nutrition Survey in the Phillippines…

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