Being in Love Has Made Adam Levine a Better Person

Adam levine blond instagramAdam Levine seems like the type of guy who would buy you crepes ever day for a month and then suddenly ignore you to buy some other girl crepes, right? Right. Well, now that he’s found “the one” (he’s getting married next month to Behati Prinsloo), he feels bad for being a serial crepist and is apologizing to every one of his model exes, particularly Nina Agdal and Anne V.

This doesn’t quite make up for other bad decisions, like his hair color and the “Behati” tattoo he plans to get over his heart, but it’s a start.

A source for Us Weekly says the ladies aren’t keen to let him off the hook and “couldn’t care less.” Bright side: Leonardo DiCaprio is still single.

Forget wedding plans, the real tough decision would be whether to send the apology letters directly to the Sports Illustrated or Victoria’s Secret headquarters.

Shakira Gazed Deep Into a Soccer Ball and Found God

shakira elle magazine cover 2013Shakira is more than just the only refreshing thing on The Voice season 4 (besides Michelle Chamuel) and the only bangable pregnant woman, she’s a recording artist with a buttload of international fans who are impatiently waiting on her next album.

“I have no idea of where I want to go musically, but I’m fine that way,” Shaki said in an interview with Elle. ” I don’t need to remain faithful to any concept, you know.”

So her new sound could be anything from Hurdy Gurdy Screamo to Argentinian Goat Folk, but I’d like to see her lean on the rock she’s only previously dabbled in. (“Poem to a Horse” part II please.)

Also in the Elle piece, Shakira mentions how beefy ball keeper Gerard Piqué restored her faith in everything…  Continue reading “Shakira Gazed Deep Into a Soccer Ball and Found God”

Pete Doherty: ‘Amy [Winehouse] And I Were Lovers’

Pete Doherty is opening up about his relationship with Amy Winehouse, telling an interviewer in Paris that they were in love (and late husband Blake Fielder wasn’t the only one she beat the crap out of).

“This is difficult for me to admit. But, yes, it’s true. Amy and I were lovers. I loved her then and, well, I still do today. But towards the end, as only lovers can, she became quite mean and cruel to me.”

“She didn’t suffer fools…and believe me, she had a mean right hook,” the Libertines frontman told the Daily Mail.

Modern-day Kurt and Courtney/Sid and Nancy were photographed together the most in 2008, and Pete recalls a meeting in 2010, so I’m setting a 2008-2010 timeline of on and off friendship/romance.  Continue reading “Pete Doherty: ‘Amy [Winehouse] And I Were Lovers’”

Amber Tamblyn And David Cross’ Wedding Photos Will Make You Believe In Love Again

There have been so many tragic divorces in 2011 and 2012, ones that made me even more skeptical of marriage. Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard, Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and most recently, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.

Amber Tamblyn (who wore a yellow dress and arrived to the ceremony on a canoe) and David Cross’ barefoot wedding in the woods might restore at least a fraction of your faith.

DJ Questlove of The Roots tweeted out a collection of lovely candid photos of the cake, playlist and celebrity guests which included Alexis Bledel, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, America Ferrera, Amy Poehler, and Jason Ritter. Yo La Tengo performed.

Check out the photos and plan your wedding accordingly…  Continue reading “Amber Tamblyn And David Cross’ Wedding Photos Will Make You Believe In Love Again”

Tyra ‘Booty-Tooch’ Banks Is Having Way Too Much Fun With Rob Evans

William Blake once said that there is no creature more terrifying than a smizing cougar burning bright in the forests of the night. You and I both know Blake was referring to Tyra Banks.

Many suspect that 38-year-old Banks – former supermodel, current whipped-cream addict and transgendered lost boy – is dating much younger America’s Next Top Model judge and ex-boxer/model Rob Evans.

Last week, Tyra told Jimmy Fallon that things with 24-year-old Rob are strictly business.

However, when she talks about him she giggles like a 15-year-old girl and compliments the crap out of him, repeatedly calling Fallon by his first name as if she were being grounded by mama five-head.

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Rihanna For Harper’s Bazaar, August 2012

Rihanna has a fun, predictable routine when being interviewed by high-profile magazines. She talks about relationships every time, and in some non-subtle way, manages to mention Chris Brown. Here’s what she’s telling Harper’s Bazaar:

“When I was in love, I fell so hard. I was really, really, really in love. The way it made me feel was priceless. And in a blink of an eye my whole life changed. Everything that I knew was different. I never thought I’d feel that pain in my life. I’m afraid of feeling that again.”

That’s her second Chris Brown quote. A line she manages to drop without mentioning his name. The first refers to a song he was featured on, the controversial “Birthday Cake” remix:

“The fans could have said, ‘We don’t want anything to do with it,’ I understood that people had every right to be concerned about it. But I didn’t see it that way because I’m in a different place.”  Continue reading “Rihanna For Harper’s Bazaar, August 2012”

Gonna Have To Face It, I’m Addicted To Pinterest

The sad thing about addictions and fandom and obsession is that you feel like you’re the only one. I’ve heard that heroin is the most amazing thing ever, that nothing can compare, not blueberry cheesecake or sex with Ryan Gosling or icy pineapple drinks in the sun.

Whatever, it’s fine, because I have Pinterest! I don’t need heroin, it would never work for me anyway, I don’t like stabbing myself with needles nearly enough.  Continue reading “Gonna Have To Face It, I’m Addicted To Pinterest”

Rihanna’s Bottom BarbadoBoob, Plus Chris Brown Tweet

Rihanna‘s got to be the most written about thing on The Twist besides the Kardashians but I’m not gonna stop, I’m still a fan and a pervert and I’ve been tricked into liking Talk That Talk, even though I wrote a Stereogum comment that it was the worst Rihanna album ever that also contained the most embarrassing song in existence. (“Cockiness”)

Mrs. Man Down Rum Pum Pum Pum We Found Love In An Umbrella visited her native country over the Christmas break to visit her family and of course she stopped by the beach with her little brother, and half her boob fell out, and she didn’t care, and no one there did either. But it’s still news?

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Jennifer Aniston’s In Love…With Chelsea Handler

At the Glamour Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall in New York, Jennifer Aniston declared her love and respect for her newfound friend and honoree Chelsea Handler.

“I rarely comment on my personal life but I am here to tell you that I’m madly in love. And I’m madly in love with the one and only Chelsea Handler.”

So people were expecting her to replace Chelsea’s name with her actual boyfriend Justin Theroux, but the speech was quite funny and welcomed by the audience which also included Jennifer Lopez, Lea Michele and Emma Stone.

“It wasn’t love at first sight. Like most logical people in the entertainment world, I only appeared as a guest on her show so she wouldn’t talk shit about me.” 

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Khloe Kardashian Loves Her Sister’s Inability To Make Good Decisions

During Kim Kardashian’s first post-divorce interview with Australian radio show Kyle And Jackie O, Khloe interrupts by picking at Kim’s face with her chola fingernails and interjecting useless thoughts on Kim’s glorious attitude.

Yes, the very attitude that contributed to her second divorce (she was married to music producer Damon Thomas from 2000-2004) is the one that Khloe claims to admire:

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Your Tattoo Doesn’t Make Me Go “Awwww,” David Beckham

I’ve always had mixed feelings about tattoos. Sometimes they’re great, and while  I support everyone’s right to express themselves via skin canvas, CERTAIN tattoos are just, bleck.

Snooki’s giant crown tat for instance. Oh, and I am constantly surprised by the amount of women (Megan Fox, Angelina, Gaga) with scrolling text tattoos that run down their arms or sides. (Too long and boring to bother reading)…

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Lady Gaga Really is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single)

Apparently I’m out of the loop. Lady Gaga has had a male alter-ego since September of last year, whom she calls “Jo Calderone.” Hmmm, Jo looks a lot like Al Pacino.

Lady Balls Balls tweeted the cover art for the “You & I” single cover art featuring the pop star in a very convincing drag getup. I saw it the other day briefly and wondered if it was Gaga’s new boyfriend or some artistic male inspiration of hers. Who knew.

It was revealed that the video for “You & I” will be released as Lady Gaga’s 1000th tweet, and she’s currently on 992, so it seems like that will probably be in a few weeks, who knows how long or short she wants to play that game for.

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