Maid Finds Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt Plug Stash, Pulls Prank

Jennifer Lawrence went on Conan on Wednesday and told a story about the time she encountered a hotel maid with a sense of humor to rival her own.

Apparently Lawrence was gifted “a copious amount of butt plugs” as a joke, but when she tried to hide them this, happened:

So the maid was coming so I was like, ‘Well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they’re for a joke.”

Oh, there’s more.

“Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table,” she added. “I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed! I wanted to leave a note like, ‘not mine’ or ‘bought as joke.'”

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‘You Knew Me Better Than This:’ Jennifer Lopez Shames Fans Who Believed She Had A Maid Fired Over An Autograph

With pop stars, I tend to like the music more than the person behind it, but in the case of Jennifer Lopez, I like the person better than the music.

That’s not to say that she’s Mother Teresa, who danced on handcrafted wooden tables instead of Fiats (big difference), but I did doubt the credibility of a hotel maid who claimed Yennifer got her fired her because she wanted an autograph.

“C’mon thought you knew me better than this.. Would never get anyone fired over an autograph. 1st I heard of this was on twitter. #hurtful,” LoFiat tweeted as a response to anyone who thought the story wasn’t total caca.

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