Spit-Swapping Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez Dubbed ‘Zichelle’

Michelle and Zac kissing Michelle Rodriguez’s super-fun romance with Cara Delevingne has been replaced for the summer by a less-fun one with Zac Efron (there they are, making out in Italy), who has a really nice body but is boring as month-old apple pie.

Unlike Michelle, her temper and supermodel ex, Zac is almost “too perfect” for my liking. I believe him to be keeping screeching retards captive in his basement like that black lady on Desperate Housewives.

Apparently, Tumblr seems to think “Zichelle” consists of some crappy boy band kid named Zach Porter and gf Michelle Forget, but I’m here to tell you that this is the real Zichelle even though I see them lasting about as long as my desire to have chickens in my backyard. (I don’t have a backyard.)

 

 

Video: Nicki Minaj – “High School” Feat. Lil’ Wayne

“High School,” a track you probably would have deleted if it were on Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, features Weezy and Harujuku Barbie making out as their house gets robbed.

The song is from the box set Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded – The Re-Up, which is an expansion of a reissue, I guess? (At some point, you have to name your album something other than Pink Friday.)

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Thanks to GoDaddy, Average Joes Think They Have a Chance With Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli nerd kiss After her GoDaddy ad with beta male Jesse Heiman, international supermodel and former DiCaprio arm candy Bar Refaeli is being accosted by some very unspecial men.

The day after her commercial was televised for 108 million viewers during the Super Bowl, she posted a photo of herself from inside a car. Moments later, she was flooded with messages that had nothing to do with cars and everything to do with them scoring with her.

From Instagram user @pcagent: “if godaddy can rent a hot steamy kiss from you then the only other question I have? what else is on the menu :)”  Continue reading “Thanks to GoDaddy, Average Joes Think They Have a Chance With Bar Refaeli”

Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends

If I told you that Paris Hilton making out with a girl in a club caused her new boyfriend to get arrested for starting a fight would you be surprised in any way?

Good, me neither.

A man told police that he was in the XS nightclub in the Encore hotel in Vegas when Paris started making out with his girlfriend…

Then, Paris’ new Spanish model boyfriend/fictional Street Fighter character River Viiperi attacked the random clubgoer guy with the bi curious girlfriend.

TMZ reports that Viiperi injured him “so badly” that he “needed medical attention” at around 2:30 Monday morning and that Viiperi was cited for misdemeanor battery without going to the police station.  Continue reading “Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends”

Lindsay Lohan Kisses Her Mom, In A Not-Okay Manner

In pictures obtained by RumorFix, Lindsay Lohan is giving her mom the sort of kiss you’d think she’d give Samantha Ronson.

It was Dina Lohan’s 49th birthday (task tsk) and she had a celebration last Thursday at Beauty & Essex in NYC.

The youngest Lohan, Cody, even wore a shirt with a very clear message, one that read “the whole family.” And yes, the whole family was there. (Except the dad)

Ali Lohan, Cody Lohan and of course, Lindsay and Dina -making out…
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Lady Gaga Might Be Dating Some CW Star


Lady Gaga has been romantically connected to Taylor Kinney  (the 30 year-old Vampire Diaries star) for the past few days. RadarOnline reports that Kinney and Gaga were spotted at a bar near his home on Sunday ‘making out.’

On Monday the two were seen walking along Mission Boulevard L.A., and celebrity birdwatchers sighted them one more time on Tuesday at the beach, destination unknown.

An onlooker at the bar fittingly known as The Sneak Joint, in Mission Viejo said, “I couldn’t tell it was her at first. It just looked like some hot couple making out, but then I realized it was Lady Gaga. Everyone went nuts…”

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