Nancy Grace Gets Panties in a Wad Over Marijuana Legalization for the 100th Time, Yells at Dr. Drew

nancy grace pot meme2 Chainz and Nancy won’t-listen-to-reason Grace made headlines when they duked it out over whether or not weed is dangerous, and of course 2 Chainz was the rational one.

In a new debate, Nancy made a fool of herself in front of Dr. Drew. (Though Dr. Drew almost beat her out on that front when he sorta kinda said he was for the legalization of meth.) Anyway, since not a lot of kids or women have gone missing or been shot lately, Nancy’s personal marijuana vendetta has grown into a Pacific Rim-sized monster that no one, not even Nancy herself, can put a stop to.  Continue reading “Nancy Grace Gets Panties in a Wad Over Marijuana Legalization for the 100th Time, Yells at Dr. Drew”

Sarah Silverman on Vape Pens, The Emmys, Drunks and Bush Water

Sarah Silverman Howard Stern show 2014After listening to Sarah Silverman on Howard Stern for the zillionth time, I’m realizing that the woman famous for lines like “I don’t care if you think I’m racist, I just want you to think I’m thin,” is not only hilarious, but also kind of on the top of my previously non-existent list of celebrities I’d actually want to spend time with.

On the Stern Show (September 23), real role model and imaginary bestie Silverman managed to transform stories on superficial things like dating Michael Sheen, showering under her mother’s bush and vape pens into hilarious well-worded wisdom on aging and body image.

On her infamous, random Emmys speech:

I’m always obsessed with the thought that we are hurling through space right now.

Getting older:

I’m in training for the rest of my life to be able to walk without pain. I just want to be healthy.

My skin is the loosest it’s ever been, and it’s only gonna get looser.

Her scene in Masters of Sex, starring boyfriend Michael Sheen:

Ever since I turned 40 I’ve been naked in things. It’s just a human body and I just kind of am over it.

Sheen’s ex-wife, Kate Beckinsale:

You know what, it’s more like ‘Oh my God, look at all these beautiful women and he loves ME.

He and Kate are like brother and sister. I love her, she’s hilarious.


Marijuana vs. Alcohol:

People made a really big deal about it, and I feel like in a few years it won’t be a big deal. Listen, I think of myself as a stoner but the truth is, I’m a total lightweight. I’ll have a puff or two puffs at the end of the night and it’s so funny that’s such a big deal because I’m literally milling around with drunk terrifying people. Drunk people are so scary to me. I don’t even want to make eye contact with them, it’s trouble. They’re trouble. If you look at them the wrong way all their fears come to the surface. You know when drunk people go ‘Oh you think you’re better than me?’ and it’s like, ‘No, that’s what you feel and it’s coming out,’ you know?

I’m not someone who’s like, gonna crusade to legalize pot. It’s not important enough to me, but it is ridiculous. It should be legal. All that shit should be legal.

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A cat that wants to fight crime or thinks his owner needs to relax?

cat smoking weedSo an interesting thing happened last Sunday in New Zealand. A cat brings a bag of about five grams of weed home. The owner of the cat then called the cops to report the incident. Now police are conducting further investigation to see where the drugs originated.

Numerous scenarios cross my mind wondering how and why this cat acquired the bag of weed. Was this cat a superhero, fighting crime and doing his part to clean up the streets? Is there a drug dealer somewhere with claw and bite marks all over his face claiming to have been attacked by a cat wearing a mask and cape? Or maybe the cat was fed up with his cranky hormonal owner and just wanted her to relax.

In either case it seems as though cats are really trying to make a comeback. Like the feline, Tara, who saved a boy from being attacked by a dog…  Continue reading “A cat that wants to fight crime or thinks his owner needs to relax?”

POLL: Canada’s Weed Vending Machine Vs. America’s

Weed vending machines

With North America’s governments finally beginning to capitalize on the millions and millions of dollars generated by the distribution of marijuana, we’re hearing about the very first vending machines designed to dispense sweet sticky herbs.

While there are reportedly others in Arizona and California, the most publicized machines reside in Avon, Colorado and Vancouver, B.C.

So who has the better machine? ‘Merica, or those maple-syrup guzzling ladies and gents to the North? It’s a matter of taste (literally).

Colorado’s machine specializes in pot-infused baked goods, and doesn’t require identification until approached, whereas the one in Canada is in a “fenced-off zone” that requires customers to “flash a card confirming that they have received a doctor’s prescription for the drug.”  Continue reading “POLL: Canada’s Weed Vending Machine Vs. America’s”

Justin Bieber Hotboxed a Jet

Justin Bieber weed planeAmidst reports that Justin Bieber drove Selena Gomez to go to rehab when he cheated on her with the girl version of himself (Miley Cyrus), there’s also a rumor that he filled a private jet with so much pot smoke on his way to New York for the Super Bowl that the pilots had to wear gas masks.

Let that sink in. Pilots – who are notorious for popping pills and snorting coke btw – couldn’t handle the amount of weed smoke that had permeated throughout the plane.

Drug dogs at the airpot unsurprisingly found no “unsmoked marijuana,” not because Justin and his crew of Lil’ Zas and Twists were wise enough to cover their tracks, but because they are enormously greedy and likely burned up more than their combined weight (200 pounds?) in weed during one flight from Canada to NYC.

Katy Perry Wonders How Rihanna Can Smoke So Much Pot and Still Look Okay

Katy and Rihanna friendsOnce when I was very young I cut a worm in half to see what was inside, and while I no longer condone the killing of innocent living creatures for science, I know you’d find less if you did the same to Katy Perry.

Many things seem to perplex her. Things like dating men who don’t smell, walking and talking at the same time, and how and why her friend Rihanna can stay up all night in a hotboxed hotel room watching Adventure Time and still look her age (25) or younger.

“I think that Rihanna always looks so fresh and I’m like, ‘How do you do that? We all know how much pot you smoke! And you don’t sleep because you’re on Instagram at four o’clock in the morning,” Perry tells Elle Canada.

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Teeny Tiny Non-Arrest Worthy Bag of Marijuana Found on Bieber’s Tour Bus in Sweden

Justin bieber stonedLike an NC-17 movie with too many storylines, Justin Bieber‘s life continues to build and build with no promise of a climax. No retirement ala Amanda Bynes. No Layne Staley overdose. No John Denver plane crash. Not even a lip syncing scandal or 30-pound weight gain in sight!

Instead, we get modern, morality-based children’s stories like  “Justin yells at the paparazzi,” “Justin gets a speeding ticket” and the most recent, “Justin has drugs on his tour bus.”

On Wednesday night, a very small bag of weed was found on the floor of Justin’s very empty bus in Stockholm.

No one was charged or thrown in the slammer or ordered to work at the Ikea factory or happy ending massage parlor as punishment and it’s all very boring.  Continue reading “Teeny Tiny Non-Arrest Worthy Bag of Marijuana Found on Bieber’s Tour Bus in Sweden”

Frank Ocean Added to List of Musicians Busted For Marijuana Posssesion

Frank Ocean the scream 1Frank Ocean, who sings “Too many bowls of that green, no Lucky Charms” in the song “Super Rich Kids,” joined gangster Fiona Apple as a notable star busted for possession in 2012.

Cops pulled Ocean over for speeding then smelled something familiar when they approached the window of his BMW.

Ocean was cited (but not booked) for possession (of a “small bag”), having too much tint to his windows and driving with a suspended license.

After the incident Frank (born Christopher Breaux), wrote “hi guys, i smoke pot. ok guys, bye” on Twitter.

Snoop Dogg Gets High in Holland With Slacker Son

Snoop dogg son smokingA photo posted on Instagram shows Snoop Dogg sharing a blunt with his oldest son Corde Calvin Broadus in the car on the way to a show in Groningen, Holland on the 27th.

Snoop’s laid-back approach to parenting may not be the best thing for a budding athlete, seeing as Corde was offered a football scholarship to UCLA in June and reportedly dropped out to pursue a music career.

Now he has all the time in the world to smoke pot in the car and twiddle his dreadlocks while spitting “fuck the NCAA” rhymes.  Continue reading “Snoop Dogg Gets High in Holland With Slacker Son”

Marijuana Legalized In Colorado and Washington, Marriage Equality For Maine and Maryland!

Today was a good day for Democrats. Colorado, Washington, Maine and Maryland made history for their yes votes on marriage equality measures and marijuana legalization, oh, and that Obama guy won.

In spite of Colorado and Washington’s recreational marijuana use laws (Initiative 502 and Amendment 64) passing, the states still have a way to go in terms of actual results, so don’t take your pipe on a walk just yet.

Huffington Post and other websites report that it could take months, possibly even a year, for 21-and-overs to legally buy pot.

Here’s a statement from CO governor John Hickenlooper:  Continue reading “Marijuana Legalized In Colorado and Washington, Marriage Equality For Maine and Maryland!”

Rihanna For Vogue, November 2012

Who do you think Rihanna talks about in the latest issue of Vogue? Could it possibly be Chris Brown? If you guessed that, you are right but do not deserve a reward of any kind because it’s the most obvious answer ever.

Shot by Annie Leibovitz, who also photographed her first cover in April 2011, Rihanna says the world is “obsessed” with her and Brown.

“To the world, I feel like there’s no closure. There’s some obsession that’s continued even throughout when we weren’t friends or couldn’t be friends at all. Hated each other. The world hasn’t let go. They haven’t seen any progress in our friendship, because they don’t see anything really.”

“I don’t know if people will stop soon, but I feel like as soon as they have closure to it, they will. But they’re not on the inside. They can’t see what I see, unless they’re sitting in my point of view. I guess I’ll learn to accept that.”  Continue reading “Rihanna For Vogue, November 2012”

Romney Campaign Calls Obama A Hawaiian Stoner, Makes Him Sound Cool As F**k

Mitt Romney stand-in John Sununu insulted Obama’s senatorial state of Illinois and called him an Un-American “scoundrel” on Fox News. The fun doesn’t stop there. Sununu also said that “He has no idea how the American system functions. And we shouldn’t be surprised about that because he spent his early years in Hawaii smoking something…and another set of years in Indonesia.”

The thing is, he just made Barack sound cooler to the naive Democratic 15 to 40-something demographic. While Sununu surely made a few Romney supporters nod their heads in approval, the effect this has on liberals outweighs that.

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Secrets Of The Marijuana Catapult, As Told By The Former Chief Of The DEA

So I’m reading the “cocaine” issue of New York Times Magazine that was appropriately handed to me by my mom, not because I have a snorting addiction but because she hands all the issues down to me, and I notice something about a “marijuana catapult.”

Naturally I’m very intrigued, even as someone who doesn’t smoke pot anymore, it sounds like the most fascinating thing ever. Sadly blueprints and a point-by-point description were not included.

What we do get is an explanation that moving marijuana is hard for drug cartels because it smells and is bulkier than coke, but worth it. Due to the stench and weight it “tends to cross the border far from official points of entry.”  Continue reading “Secrets Of The Marijuana Catapult, As Told By The Former Chief Of The DEA”

Happy 4/20 From Willie Nelson! Now Save Money And Legalize It, Government Morons

Yesterday was 4/20! A day for burnouts who already smoke pot daily to smoke even more pot and text their friends pictures of half-empty baggies full of green stank. It’s also Hitler’s birthday. Unsettling.

In honor of that (Mary Jane, not Hitler) I will tell you three stoner-related stories, well two about Willie Nelson and one on money we’d save as a country if the damn stuff was legalized already.

First, an 8-foot bronze statue of the king of hemp hippies (Willie) was unveiled in Austin yesterday AND he released a version of “Roll Me Up And Smoke Me When I Die” featuring Kris Kristofferson and Snoop Dogg. From smokable books to Tupac to this. Now, about that tricky federal deficit…  Continue reading “Happy 4/20 From Willie Nelson! Now Save Money And Legalize It, Government Morons”

Break The Law, With Snoop Dogg’s New Book!

No word if Snoop Dogg’s new “smokeable” songbook will be available to anyone besides VIPs and Coachella goers, but I sure hope it appears on Amazon soon.

You can literally light a match on the spine and the rest is made out of hemp.

It’s perfect for those times, when you’re really craving…an aromatherapy candle, or a cigarette! The pages are printed on rolling paper, so it’d be great for cigs. I’m sure that’s what it was intended for.

Snoop is using the lyric book, which he calls Rolling Words, as a means to promote his TOBACCO related business, Snoop Dogg’s Kingsize Slim Rolling Papers.

Hey, remember that time he was arrested for having Marlboros on his tour bus, and at the airport? That was a cataclysmic pity. Continue reading “Break The Law, With Snoop Dogg’s New Book!”

‘OG Blue Ivy’ Marijuana? Jay-Z Should Be Proud

TMZ is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby has inspired her own strain of Mary J.

“Multiple weed dispensaries in Hollywood are cashing in on hip hop’s baby princess…by selling a new strain of marijuana called ‘OG Blue Ivy.'”

So, she’s drawing comparisons to the devil himself (already the sign of a megastar) appears in her dad’s infantile new song “Glory” AND now this? Honored by pot smokers all over California and presumedly in other cities as well?

Daddy must be proud. I wonder what other celebrity babies would double as good weed names? Kingston Rossdale might work.

Sinead O’Connor Opens Up About Post-Wedding Crack Run

So, originally Sinead O’Connor said that her 16 day marriage ended because of her husband’s disapproving friends and family and because she took him on a slight wild goose chase looking for marijuana, which she said “enormously wounded” and “badly affected” him.

Yesterday she told The Sun that it was also crack cocaine that had a major part in her separation from Barry Herridge,

“We ended up in a cab in some place that was quite dangerous. I wasn’t scared – but he’s a drugs counselor. What was I thinking?” 

“Then I was handed a load of crack. Barry was very frightened – that kind of messed everything up a bit really.”

Really, Sinead? Your drug counselor husband who you hardly know and literally married minutes earlier was put off when you ended up with a bag of crack rocks in your hand? The nerve! Usually when you hear of a completely unknown person hooking up with a celeb your gold digger alert goes off. If he was digging for gold, which I doubt, then he found John Carpenter’s The Thing, Ridley Scott’s Alien and Tobe Hooper’s Leatherface instead…

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