Video: David Bowie – “The Next Day”

This video has created a small amount of controversy since its release last week. A former Archbishop called it “juvenile” as if he were Madonna rolling eyes at M.I.A’s Super Bowl mishap.

(Bringing up Madonna’s name is mandatory when referencing church-related controversy.)
David Bowie the next day still
“The Next Day,” featuring Gary Oldman and Marion Cotillard as priest and prostitute, also became age-restricted on YouTube for its graphic content. In a way, I’m with Archbishop Carey….  Continue reading “Video: David Bowie – “The Next Day””

Marion Cotillard’s French Tatas (No, Not Potatoes)

Inception actress Marion Cotillard, 36, was caught dipping her french fries in the ocean on the set of the foreign orca/amputee (I’m as confused as you are)film Rust And Bone, due in 2012. And, yes Beavis, I said “bone.”

There it is, disappointing, mostly-covered Oscar-winning (for La Vie En Rose) water-immersed knockers, yesterday’s news, errr day before. Do you feel better or worse about your life after reading this?

I feel worse, because I wrote it.

If you had to caption this photo in a humorous way, what would you write?

I know she’s making a horrid face like her thighs just disintegrated, but I can’t think of anything funny to say about it.