Mark Zuckerberg Got Married And Everyone’s Thinking ‘I Hope He Has A Prenup’

Mark Zuckerberg married his girlfriend of nine years, Priscilla Chan, on Saturday. Before you start tossing around gold digger accusations, that was in 2003 – Mark’s sophomore year in college and at least two years before Facebook got big.

The ceremony was held in Zuckerberg’s home in Palo Alto. Friends and family were tricked into thinking they were attending a medical school graduation ceremony for Chan to avoid a media frenzy.

Typical Mark, always making people think they’re doing one thing when really it’s another. Like forcing them to get Timeline, sharing their personal information with advertisers, or changing the privacy setting functionality every other month.  Continue reading “Mark Zuckerberg Got Married And Everyone’s Thinking ‘I Hope He Has A Prenup’”

Artist XVALA Creates Embarrassing Mark Zuckerberg ‘Manhood’ Piece

Street artist XVALA (aka Jeff Hamilton) is the latest to capitalize on America’s obsession with celebrities, combining that fixation with shock value to somehow rationalize his “work.”

XVALA is kind of like Daniel Edwards (the Justin Bieber penis/Spears birth sculpture guy) who happens to be a frequent collaborator of Hamilton’s.

His latest artistic effort is a statue called “Mark Zuckerberg’s Not Very Well Hung Hanger,” that is actually made out of a hanger stolen from the Facebook creator’s trash.

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Google+ And Facebook Are Patronizing Me

A few days ago I unfolded my laptop and heard the pleasant purr of the startup. A familiar sound, one that calms me and doesn’t throw me out of whack like that damn black Google menu bar that was also added a few months ago.

Then I open my web browser, and see something very unfamiliar. A GIANT “PAINTED” BLUE ARROW ON GOOGLE? Flashing before my eyes, seeking attention like the source of Katy Perry’s back pain…

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