Video: Maroon 5 – “Animals”

This completely unoriginal video, released 3 days ago, is apparently controversial.

A spokesperson for RAINN (Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network) are calling the video – which features Adam Levine creeping on real-life wifey/10,000th-model-he’s-bedded Behati Prinsloo – “a dangerous depiction of a stalker’s fantasy.”
 
I, on the other hand, believe that the majority of people have enough sense to differentiate harmless, horror-themed imagery from instructions on how to stalk and kill women, but then again, they are watching Maroon 5 videos in their spare time…
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I personally found the video of him making babies with Minka Kelly more upsetting.

(Not sure if bad kisser or intentionally slobbering to make video grosser…?)

Prince Tells Billboard Why He’s More Precious Than Madonna, Maroon 5 and Everyone Else

Prince billboard cover 2013Gail Mitchell is the senior editor for Billboard, specializing in R&B. Gail was recently given the task (or perhaps no one else would take it) of interviewing Prince.

On one hand it’s an honor and a once of a lifetime opportunity because he rarely speaks to reporters, on the other, he’s a tool. Such a tool in fact that he disallowed Mitchell from recording the conversation because she’s [obviously] going to sell his voice for her own personal gain, and frowned at her for taking notes because it’s rude, “just like texting.”

Mitchell recalled from memory Prince’s comments about his former label mate Madonna (who called him a “little troll” in 1994):

It was always about Madonna. She was getting paid, but at the same time we were selling more records and selling out concerts on multiple nights.  Continue reading “Prince Tells Billboard Why He’s More Precious Than Madonna, Maroon 5 and Everyone Else”

Video: Maroon 5 – “One More Night’

Newly single Adam Levine has dropped a new single. Actually it’s a new VIDEO featuring Minka Kelly and he isn’t even single but I opted for the play on words, no matter how unfitting.

Musicians aren’t usually good at being actors, but they all desperately want to be dramatic so when they’re not starring in crap films like Battleship or making egomaniacal documentaries about themselves they’re channeling their theatric energy into music videos.  Continue reading “Video: Maroon 5 – “One More Night’”

Sophia Grace And Rosie’s Red Carpet Interview #2

If you haven’t seen Sophia Grace and her hypegirl Rosie on Ellen yet you are missing out, and this is coming from someone who publicly loathes children.

These British tutu/tiara-wearing kids are the epitome of adorable. Everything that humans should be, hyper, funny and intrepid.

Sophia Grace burst onto the scene with her YouTube cover of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass.” Soon after its release, the video (like Maria Aragon’s “Born This Way”) gained national and deserved attention from the media and she was invited onto The Ellen DeGeneres Show.  Continue reading “Sophia Grace And Rosie’s Red Carpet Interview #2”

Why Are Maroon 5 Touring With Train??

Is it because both Adam Levine and Pat Monahan are slightly effeminate, brunette male pop singers with ball-less voices?

Is it cause both bands won Grammys? (Maroon 5 in 2005 for Best New Artist, Train for Best Rock Song in 2002)

It seems like an odd pairing to me. Adam Levine is this decade’s”swoon-worthy” poster boy for radio-friendly rock music while Monahan is a turd in the toilet bowl of optimistic top 4o turds.

A sensible person’s idea of hell is Train’s “Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me)” and “Hey, Soul Sister” repeating on a loudspeaker.

Continue reading “Why Are Maroon 5 Touring With Train??”