Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-11-12]

Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t at all look like she’s been kidnapped by old Olivier Sarkozy. (ONTD!)

21-year-old in Michigan almost gets away with playing on a high school team. (Yahoo!)

CIA director resigns after sending “All In” biographer/mistress sexy emails. (The Sun)

DJ breaks tattoo artist hearts: Deadmau5 and Kat Von D split. (Celebuzz)

Vin Diesel breaks more hearts, displays cute [shirtless] fatherhood skills on beach. (Daily Mail)

TLC singer T-Boz has no love for Nicki Minaj‘s penis-sucking ways. (Evil Beet)

Hillary Clinton‘s post-retirement plan consists of working out, sleeping and traveling. (Gawker)

Olsen Twins *Bleck* Cover Vogue’s ‘Best Dressed’

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen grace the cover of Vogue’s best dressed special edition. Mark Holgate, Vogue Fashion News Director and editor of this particular issue called the decision to label them the most stylish sisters a “no brainer.”

Well, Mark Holgate, I don’t agree. Besides, there are no other celebrity sisters besides the Kardashians, who I happen to like better since they don’t take themselves seriously.

This cover is borderline incest-y AND missing the third and newly relevant younger Olsen sis, Elizabeth, who has filmed six movies within two years. By way of common sense, you have to figure that at least two of those movies are going to be legitimate.

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