Mary-Louise Parker May Quit Acting in the Near Future Because of Bitchy Internet Trolls

Mary-Louise-Parker red eventMary-Louise Parker says she’s “not really that into” acting anymore because of self-loathing gossip enthusiasts.

Hmmm. I wouldn’t know anything about that. I do know that I wouldn’t have much of anything that could be classified as “mean” to say about MLP. I mean, what? She’s a good actress, she seems intelligent, she’s pretty? OH NO.

I’m sure other people can find mean things to say like about her maybe not being a super young embryo anymore and that her character on Weeds was slightly slutty (so they probably make the massively stupid mistake of thinking she is in real life), and she sort of has crazy eyes.

Here’s a gaggle of quotes and reasons why she may quit acting, from News Corp Australia:

“I’m not really that into it anymore,” said the 48-year-old while promoting R.I.P.D. “I don’t know how many more movies I wanna do. I wouldn’t mind doing a TV show again, I’d like to do a couple more plays, but I’m almost done acting, I think.”  Continue reading “Mary-Louise Parker May Quit Acting in the Near Future Because of Bitchy Internet Trolls”

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