If Only Justin Bieber Loved Masks as Much as I Love Him in a Mask

Justin bieber mask Justin Bieber prepared for clinical warfare yesterday during a shopping trip in London. In an attempt to hide from the paparazzi, Justin wore a black gas mask and a Nets cap.

I’d like to start a petition to keep Justin masked. Not even a joke, I promise. This is for safety.

He’s constantly being hounded by girls who’ve never heard of ‘N Sync, and I’m constantly forced to look at him.

Two questions. Do the masks (the one on the right is from last year) muffle his voice? And does he think anyone actually believes that there’s some other scrawny, gold chain-wearing white boy being followed by cameras?

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Video: Nicki Minaj – “Va Va Voom”

Alright, first of all, I don’t have very good vision, so when Nicki popped up out of those stampeding unicorns, I thought she was re-living Good Morning America by exposing her entire left boob.

Once I got past that, mostly by realizing that YouTube never asked me to sign in, I came to the conclusion that this is a much cheaper version of Katy Perry’s “Wide Awake.”  Continue reading “Video: Nicki Minaj – “Va Va Voom””

Lindsay Lohan, More Talent Than Rosie O’Donnell? NEVAHH

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, Michael Lohan lashed out at Rosie O’Donnell after she called Lindsay Lohan unfit to portray Elizabeth Taylor in the new Lifetime movie Liz & Dick.

“I feel very sorry for her, I think she needs a lot of help,” O’Donnell told a Today Show panel on Tuesday. “She needs a lot of time away. On ‘SNL’ it wasn’t as though she delivered, people watched expecting, hoping, wishing, but she needs a lot of help. I don’t think she’s right for the role, and I don’t think she’s capable at this point of doing what’s needed to portray that character, I think the interest level in her has waned significantly.” Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan, More Talent Than Rosie O’Donnell? NEVAHH”

Cher, Do You Believe in Mask After Mask?

Cher was seen out in L.A. a few days ago wearing this a lovely green facial mask and a pink tracksuit (above) then once before on August 21st 2011 relaxing in her car in Malibu with what I assume to be the same face-mask on.

Cher is known for being quirky and uncaring towards paparazzi, visuals of her doing odd things are always popping up…

Though I can’t imagine putting sunglasses over my itchy/dry avocado mask, with my tracksuit, going outside a look of surprise when my 65 year-old face ends up in the tabloids with a damn Wizard Of Oz witch mask on…

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New Superman AND Catwoman Costumes Revealed!

Costumes have recently been revealed for the two biggest upcoming comic book movie releases, Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises (due Summer 2012) and Zach Snyder’s remake of Superman, Man Of Steel, due out in 2013.

The changes to the Superman suit are very subtle or non-existant. The only real difference is the lack of signature curly-q hair string.

The true shocker comes from the new Catwoman outfit, which is too complicated and space-agey for its own good(=bad), if you ask me and anyone else. But there is SOMEONE coming to the outfit’s defense, Anne Hathaway herself, who said,

“What I am happy to say is, if you didn’t like the photo, you only see about a tenth of what that suit can do. And if you did like the photo, you have excellent taste.”

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