If Only Justin Bieber Loved Masks as Much as I Love Him in a Mask

Justin bieber mask Justin Bieber prepared for clinical warfare yesterday during a shopping trip in London. In an attempt to hide from the paparazzi, Justin wore a black gas mask and a Nets cap.

I’d like to start a petition to keep Justin masked. Not even a joke, I promise. This is for safety.

He’s constantly being hounded by girls who’ve never heard of ‘N Sync, and I’m constantly forced to look at him.

Two questions. Do the masks (the one on the right is from last year) muffle his voice? And does he think anyone actually believes that there’s some other scrawny, gold chain-wearing white boy being followed by cameras?

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Cher, Do You Believe in Mask After Mask?

Cher was seen out in L.A. a few days ago wearing this a lovely green facial mask and a pink tracksuit (above) then once before on August 21st 2011 relaxing in her car in Malibu with what I assume to be the same face-mask on.

Cher is known for being quirky and uncaring towards paparazzi, visuals of her doing odd things are always popping up…

Though I can’t imagine putting sunglasses over my itchy/dry avocado mask, with my tracksuit, going outside a look of surprise when my 65 year-old face ends up in the tabloids with a damn Wizard Of Oz witch mask on…

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