Matthew McConaughey Pulled A Christian Bale, Lost All Muscle Mass

DO NOT FEED THE seagulls, pigeons, ducks or Matthew McConaughey.

The recently married Texan is in the process of losing 30 pounds for the movie The Dallas Buyers Club.

Buyers Club is the non-fiction account of Ron Woodruff, a man who contracted aids in the 80s and illegally smuggled life-saving medicine over Mexico’s border. Drugs that helped him outlive his doctor’s given six month death sentence.

McConaughey is almost as famous for jogging shirtless and naked bongo-playing as he is for his above-average acting abilities, so it is especially shocking to see his Magic Mike beefcake body reduced to Soy Dream.
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Matthew McConaughey Engaged To Camila Alves

On Christmas day Matthew McConaughey proposed to his Brazilian model girlfriend of nearly six years. The announcement came from his WhoSay account with the words “Just asked Camila to marry me,” beneath this picture of them smooching it up.

Camila Alves and Matt McConaughey have two children both under the ages of four, in 2008 the notorious bachelor told People that he always wanted to be a father and it just took “the right woman and the right time to make it happen.”

Now it seems that it’s taken the same “right” woman for him to tie the knot with as well. I do agree with the backwards method. Have a kid or two first, get married later. Who wants two lifetime commitments at once?.

Is That You, Nicole Kidman??

Nicole Kidman went CRAZY Baywatch blonde for her upcoming role in The Paperboy, costarring Zac Efron, John Cusack and Matthew Mcconaughey. I wonder how long Nicole will keep that huge mop of yellow hair? Yikes. Maybe it’s a wig? I’m no expert. Somebody investigate this for me? Very Stepford Wife-y.

Oh here’s a synopsis of The Paperboy, from Publisher’s Weekly, in case you were wondering.

“Narrator Jack James is the son of the Moat County Tribune’s editor and publisher. While Jack’s older brother, Ward, reports for the Miami Times, Jack has settled for a job delivering papers for the Tribune. But when Ward and his partner, evil dandy Yardley Acheman, come to Moat County to investigate the four-year-old murder of the local sheriff, Jack assists them in the inquiry.”

Wait, what? I fell asleep reading that summary.