Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-19-12]

PSY teams up with MC Hammer at AMAs for “2 Legit 2 Gangnam Style” mash-up. (Billboard)

After a long day of work, Ke$ha says fuck it, relaxes at the strip club. (Evil Beet)

Anderson Cooper shook by explosion in Gaza, was merely the largest “in the past hour.” (Pajiba)

Don’t flatter Anthony Hopkins. It’s disgusting. (Huffington Post)

CNN and Piers Morgan show photo of sexy drag queen instead of Whitney Houston. (TMZ)

Porn star James Deen says the Lohan PAPARAZZI aren’t respectful?? (ohmyGAHH!)

Brandon Roy scheduled for 7th knee surgery, is probably done with basketball forever. (Deadspin)