1. Fumble for your wallet at the first window.
2. Tell them you’ll pay at the second.
3. Take the food and drive off.
You may find yourself wondering what’s going on with the cast of Friends these days, well, Courtney Cox is looking like Cher’s grandma who bought plastic surgery in the back of a joint tortilla and pizza cart in Mexico City…
Matthew Perry is filling the void of another cancelled show by talking about why Chandler Bing’s eye bags were deeper than Crater Lake. Lisa Kudrow is being awesome, swimming in yogurt money and preparing for a third season of Web Therapy to air on Showtime (Matt LeBlanc’s doing the same with Episodes).
Aniston explained that her organic body reacted to a Big Mac as if it were gasoline. “I think what you put in your body, as well as stress, is reflected in the quality of your skin,” she said. Continue reading “Jennifer Aniston is a Brita Filter, Really”
I may need a few seconds to catch my breath. Screaming over McDonald’s possibly making delicious Egg McMuffins available 24/7 is hard work after all.
You know my Xbox-playing night owl ass can’t ever wake up in time to actually leave the house for Mickey D’s before 10:30 a.m. The very idea is simply preposterous.
I’m not a God-fearing woman, but I may become one, because in the future, I may very well be able to crawl out of bed at noon or when-the-hell ever I very well please and still indulge in cheesy, high-calorie goodness.
McDonald’s prez and CEO Don Thompson just talked to CNBC about expanding the company and competing with other chains, adding that he would definitely “consider” serving breakfast across the day.
Several new types of salads (like Chicken Apple and Chicken BLT) plus frappes, smoothies, seven-lettuce snack wraps (WTF) and breakfast burritos are among the choices. Continue reading “Burger King Menu Looks McFamiliar”