Melissa Etheridge is Banned From My Window Until She Shuts Up About Angelina Jolie

Melissa Etheridge on stageMusician, activist and cancer survivor Melissa Etheridge dislikes all the talk of Angelina Jolie as a brave and honorable soul.

During a non-televised interview, Etheridge said Jolie actually made the “most fearful choice,” adding that her stress levels and nutrition should have been taken into account.

“It’s the stress that will turn that gene on or not,” Etheridge told the Washington Blade. “Plenty of people have the gene mutation and everything but it never comes to cancer.”

There are so many things wrong with that statement, I don’t even know where to start. It’s like the notion that you can’t catch a cold unless you’re a feeble, bedridden old geezer.

Eating healthy, exercising and living with the lowest amount of stress are proven ways to extend the human lifespan, but cancer is much harder to avoid than say, heart disease.  Continue reading “Melissa Etheridge is Banned From My Window Until She Shuts Up About Angelina Jolie”

Melissa Etheridge’s Ex Is A Greedy Witch

Melissa Etheridge’s ex, Tammy Lynn Michaels, played a crazy stalker on The L Word and is apparently crazy in real life as well. I know this because she claims that $23,000 a month in spousal/child support is not enough to live off of.

Michaels, her girlfriend of over eight years whom she separated from in 2010, is saying she got used to living on no less than $128,000 a month back when they were together.

I feel so bad for her that I wish a truck full of silver coins would run over her legs.

Etheridge claims that Michaels burned their song with a cigarette (by accident) while Michaels accuses Etheridge of refusing to get their kids vaccinated and turning them against her. The two are headed to court in May.