Bacon Sundaes Arriving At U.S. Burger King

Bacon sundaes are coming to Burger King. This is what I’ve been waiting for all my life, which will be short-lived once I get my hands on one of these.

The item, which is made with vanilla soft serve, fudge, caramel, and thick-cut bacon will be added to their American menu in wide release for summer.

It has 61 grams of sugar, 18 grams of fat and contains 510 calories. Is it sad that that’s not as many as I expected?

When I read this news, I thought I was going crazy because I was positive that Burger King already had a bacon sundae but I was confusing this with Jack In The Box’s 773’s calorie bacon milkshake. Other new BK menu items will include sweet potato fries, pulled-pork sandwiches and frozen lemonade.  Continue reading “Bacon Sundaes Arriving At U.S. Burger King”

Burger King Menu Looks McFamiliar

Yesterday was a big day for fast-food-chain-of-the-past Burger King. No less than twelve menu items were added, which is the greatest amount since its opening in 1954.

Several new types of salads (like Chicken Apple and Chicken BLT) plus frappes, smoothies, seven-lettuce snack wraps (WTF) and breakfast burritos are among the choices.  Continue reading “Burger King Menu Looks McFamiliar”

Latest Denny’s 1690 Calorie Menu Atrocity

Denny’s isn’t exactly famous for their health-conscious menu. Some items include the Lumberjack Slam (960 calories), The Heartland [attack] Scramble (1160 calories) and The Grand [pulmonary embolism] Slamwich (1520 calories)

Their new menu item, the “Mac ‘n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt “contains one beef patty with pale low-grade Mac ‘N Cheese oozing on top of it, plus an extra dose of melted cheddar, with frisco sauce (1000 island dressing) in between grilled potato bread. AND it comes with french fries.

Sixteen thousand and ninety calories! With 99 grams of fat??

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‘Maggot Burger’ Served At Colorado State Fair

Jungle George‘s food stand at the Colorado State Fair includes some very interesting menu options. One is a “Maggot Melt Sandwich,” which is melted cheese and maggots between bread.

Founder/owner George Sandefur’s official “Jungle George’s Exotic Meats and Bugs” menu also includes crickets, scorpions, alligator, buffalo and ostrich.

At various fairs in the past George has made glazed donut hotdogs and fried jellybeans famous.

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