Amanda Bynes Thinks She’s a Mermaid, or a Rapper or a Rapper/Mermaid

Amanda Bynes green wig court First off, I’d like to congratulate Amanda Bynes on being consistently crazy for over a year since her very first DUI last spring. Lohan 2.0 is really holding her own.

Second, Mandy wore this awesomely stylish getup to court today. Greenish-blue wig, black sweatpants, sleeveless jersey and shades… It’s almost like the voices in her head don’t know they belong to a suburban white girl.

Pretty sure she wore this crap and dyed one of her old blonde wigs to unimpress the judge. Seeing that she’s, you know, pretending to be insane, according to someone else’s publicist.

The hair is kinda mermaid-y. It’s just that mermaids don’t have tattoos and they don’t actually have crabs, they just befriend them. Voices: tell her she’s a sailor, not a mermaid. The identity crisis is getting old.

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Latest ‘My Crazy Obsession’ Subject is a Mermaid, Man

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In the second season of TLC’s My Crazy Obsession, a sort of spinoff of My Strange Addiction, we meet a young man who dedicates his life to being a mermaid.

What does being a mermaid, or merman, involve? For Florida-native Eric Ducharme, it’s all about sitting in a pond natural spring with a shimmery custom-made tail and diving under water.

Future and past episodes have focused on people obsessed with celebrities, Raggedy Ann, Christmas, rats, Cabbage Patch Dolls, and carrots.

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Kanye West Caught A Mermaid

Kim Kardashian and hubby Kanye West hosted the Midori Halloween party in New York on Saturday.

You might all remember that Kim went to that same party as Poison Ivy last year…

Well this year she’s a blonde mermaid and Kanye’s her “captain,” as she specified on Instagram.

You can either go with the mermaid/sailor mythology where the mermaids are sirens who lure ships onto rocks OR the one where the seafarers toss nets over their naked bodies and throw them into cages.

These two seem pretty into roleplaying, and by that I mean constantly pretending to listen to each other.

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Baseball Player Demands Mermaid Date

27 year-old Phillies outfielder John Mayberry is determined to catch himself a mermaid.

After Mayberry asked his agent to set him up on a date with Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 mermaid/model/actress Antoinette Nikprelaj a series of emails were leaked regarding the matter…

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30 Mermaids In Pop Culture

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 After watching Lady Gaga’s “You & I” video, and remembering the horrible animation sequence from Ke$ha’s “Your Love Is My Drug” in which she turns into the exact thing she smells the most like…

I wanted to make a fairly comprehensive list/slideshow of all the significant mermaids I could think of (and research) in pop culture.

Disney’s The Little Mermaid, sparked a craze in the late 80’s, one that grabbed our attention from then on… Therefore making me want to present you with a shit ton of mermaids, well, 28. Best I can do.

Let me know if I forgot anything. Besides the Cher/Christina Ricci/Winona Ryder movie from 1990 that is sadly not about mermaids, even though it’s amazing. I’m still hoping for mermaids to replace vampires as sexiest and most prevalent mythical creatures of 2011/2012.

[Up where they walk, up where they run…]

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Lady Gaga’s “Yoü & I” Video Revealed

The “You & I” video was premiered today (on Madonna’s birthday!) as Mother Monster’s promised 1000th tweet. I’m not sure if my screen is broken or what but right now the video has 302 views??? WHAT?? It’s been out for several hours what is going on?

…Honestly it’s more like the “I & I” video has been revealed. Lady Gaga’s male alter-ego Jo Calderone makes an appearance in the video, smoking and looking hysterical. Also turquoise Gaga, long and short black-head Gaga, Blonde Gaga and horny flopping-mermaid Gaga, of indistinguishable color.

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